Zoology

Jokes

Zoology Test

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held. 

The professor passed out sheets of small
paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs.
No bodies, no feet, just legs.
The test asked each student t


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A good initiative for the field of Zoology would be to come up with a new name for Sperm Whales.

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My Zoology class teacher didn't believe me when I said I had 27 attractive pets so I showed her a picture of my personal fish tank.

She freaked out, when saw how many puppies I could fit in there.

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I don't know anything about biology, zoology, geology, geography, marine biology, crypto-zoology, evolutionary theory, evolutionary biology, meteorology, history, herpetology, paleontology or archaeology...

... but *I* think...

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Zoology is an interesting subject...

For example, did you know that a school of piranhas can completely strip the flesh from the bones of a child in 20 seconds?

 

Also, I lost my job at the zoo today...

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A lot of people think the Loch Ness monster doesn't exist...

Now I don’t know anything about zoology, biology, geology, geography, marine-biology, crypto-zoology, evolutionary theory, evolutionary biology, meteorology, limnology, history, herpetology, palaeontology or archaeology, but I think…


What if a dinosaur had got in the lake?

-Stewart Lee


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Zoology Tip

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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I told my brother to work harder for his marine zoology exam...

he's been coasting all year

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Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave..

And so he did..

Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts

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A man walks into his doctor's office

Doctor asks "So what's the problem?"
The man pulls down his pants and turns around revealing an unbelievably large asshole.
"Dear God!" exclaims the Doctor. "What happened to you?"
"I was raped by an elephant." The man replies.
The Doctor pauses. Then says "Sir. I'm no stranger to zoology. And although the width of an e


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