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An old, dirty hobo has been saving up his entire life to visit a brothel and get a blowjob.

The day finally comes when he has enough cash saved up. He goes to the brothel and gets the cheapest girl they have.

She takes him to a room and takes off his pants. His crotch area is absolutely filthy - dirt, sand, mold, scabs, you name it.

He tells the girl: &ldqu


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So for my 10th birthday i said i wanteda watch

They said ugh yuck

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What happens when a clown coughs?

They yuck up half a lung.

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My girlfriend left me last week. Her last words were "That's disgusting! And SO SALTY! Yuck!"

That woman did **not** like my cooking.

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One day two friends were chatting in the street and one asked a question to other...

he asked "how many meatballs can you eat with empty stomach?"

the other one said "I can eat 30 meatballs with empty stomach"

and the first one refused and said "no you can't. you can only eat 1 meatball with empty stomach. after you eat your first meatball, your stomach wouldn't be empty."

the other one so surprised and


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What's for food today?

Husband: Darling, what did you cook today?
Wife: goat tongue
Husband: Yuck, I can't eat anything that came out of an animal's mouth
Wife: Don't be angry honey, I'll make you an egg

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A wife with a drinking problem

An angry wife was complaining about her husband, Paddy, spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, Paddy ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediat


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Cucumber pie!

One morning a school bus stops in front of this bakery, and 20 kids come out of it and into the shop, and the first one asks the baker:
- Got cucumber pie?
- Nope, I don't have that...
The second kid:
- Got cucumber pie?
- No!
...and so on, all 20 of them.

The next day the same kids come back:
- Got cucumber pie?
- Nope, still haven


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A bear and rabbit are walking in the woods

The bear goes man I have to take a major shit. Rabbit goes me too. So they both get in position and start crapping. The rabbit is making small talk when they get on topic of hygene. Bear asks the rabbit, hey do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? Rabbit goes, yuck no. Bear goes: great grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass


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