Wobbly

Jokes

Did you hear about the dizzy marsupial?

It was a wobbly wallaby.

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I'd like to congratulate the inventor of the wobbly table

He must be successful with them being in every restaurant and cafe

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A man comes home from work

A man comes home from work to the sound of sobbing coming from the bedroom so he goes upstairs to see what's going on. Upon entering the marital bedroom he finds his wife standing naked & crying in front of the full length mirror.
"Darling, what's wrong?" He asks.

His wife replies " I'm so depressed, standing here, looking at my aging body,


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Even the Prime Minister's name is weak and wobbly.

It's never Theresa Will do something, it's always Theresa May do something.

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All of the organs are deciding who should be in charge

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."

"I shou


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What's loud and wobbly?

Right now, most of England.

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Organs

All of the organs are deciding who should be in charge:

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I p


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How did the wobbly-legged man approach the woman in Paris?

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All of the organs are deciding who should be in charge

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over."

"No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy."

"I shou


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What do you call gelatin made with a certain chronological herb?

Wibbly-wobbly, thymey-whimey.

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