Withhold

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My wife says if I dont stop making bird puns she is going to withhold sex...

...but she can keep her tits to herself. Eventually she will want my cock and she’ll find that toucan play that game.

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The other day I held a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.

Nobody came.

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Last night there was a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.

Nobody came.

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Last night there was a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.......

Nobody came

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