What is a Wizards favorite video game?
Why were there never any teen pregnancies at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy?
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft
Today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
My eye doctor told me he could fix my vision with witchcraft.
At least he's opti-mystic.