Horrible people keep recommending me winding bike routes
Those goddamn twisted cycle paths.
Virginia man arrested
He allegedly stole a $5000 saxophone during a reception at a science museum and then took it to a pawn shop. The authorities we're alerted and when police apprehended him, he was winding his way down Baker Street.
My friend just told me this long and winding story about how he lost the tip of his index finger in an accident.
It was a bit pointless.
Two hookers are winding down after a hard night’s work. One of them lights up a cigarette, and takes a deep drag. She exhales & turns to her hooker friend: “I always smoke after sex. You?”
Her hooker friend replies: “I don’t know, I’ve never checked.”
Heisenberg got pulled over by the cops for speeding
Winding down his window, he was greeted by a shout of "Do you know how fast you were going?!"
"Not a clue, but I know *exactly* where I was."
"Ay yo Lion! You coward! Come on out and fight me!", yells the rabbit,
standing outside the lions cave. There is no response, so he yells his taunts again.
Inside the cave, the lioness hears this and looks at the lion. "What is going on? Why are you not responding to the rabbits taunts?", she asks him.
"Let it go!" says the lion quietly.
The rabbit taunts a third time and the lioness is angry. "If yo