I say mucho to black friends all the time...

What time does whitey wake up?

At the cracker dawn.

(I'm white, it's ok to laugh)

If a black person calls you a whitey or a cracker just remember...

It's fine for them to say that, you can say things they never will be able too.

Like, "thanks for the warning officer"

HonkeyTonk

What is the definition of HonkeyTonk?
The that comes from hitting whitey upside the head!

What do you call a racist shark?

Great Whitey

Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell?

It was a sticky situation.

Why didn't Johnny Depp get an Oscar nod for Black Mass?

The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already

Why did they call him Whitey Bulger?

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Whitey.

What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey?