Whitey

Jokes

I say mucho to black friends all the time...

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What time does whitey wake up?

At the cracker dawn.

(I'm white, it's ok to laugh)

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If a black person calls you a whitey or a cracker just remember...

It's fine for them to say that, you can say things they never will be able too.

Like, "thanks for the warning officer"

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HonkeyTonk

What is the definition of HonkeyTonk?
The that comes from hitting whitey upside the head!

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What do you call a racist shark?

Great Whitey

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Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell?

It was a sticky situation.

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Why didn't Johnny Depp get an Oscar nod for Black Mass?

The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already

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Why did they call him Whitey Bulger?

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Whitey.

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What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey?

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