Wheel

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Why does Harley drivers never wave back at other motorcyclists?

Because its too hard controlling a wheel barrel with one hand.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheel chair.

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So, I can legit ride a unicycle. My mom told me it would never get me anywhere in life...

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You know your old when youre entering your birth year online and you have to spin that bitch like youre at the Price is Right Wheel

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What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair?

Meals on wheels

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What's the best game show?

Wheel of head wounds a.k.a Russian roulette.

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A Pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar and had a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asked what's with the steering wheel on your pants?

The pirate replied: "arrgh it drives me nuts"

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I'm the perfect fifth wheel.

My friends love to drag me around behind their truck.

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A man collapsed today whilst on the Ferris wheel...

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What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair?

Virgin mobile

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I don't want to be average.

I don't mean that in the average "Break the wheel, don't be the norm, etc." I mean the average person has less than 2 arms, and less than 2 legs. I can't imagine only having a left arm and a left leg.


To me that's just not all right.

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So, a pirate walks into a bar...

...with a ship's steering wheel attatched to his crotch. Bartender asks:

"You know you got a ship's steering wheel attatched to your crotch?"

Pirate says:

"Aye, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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I took the HOV lane underground, when suddenly my hands started cramping on the steering wheel.

Must be my carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why do people in wheel chairs hate stand up comics?

Cause they can't take a jog.

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What do you call a hooker's baby stuck in your wheel well?

Degenerative braking.

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Captain, why do you be wearin that steering wheel on yer crotch?

Yar it drives me nuts.

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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch

The bartender said, “Sir, is that a steering wheel you got there?”

The pirate replied, “Aye matey, it’s driving me nuts!”

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A pirate walks into a bar...

with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

Bartender looks up and says, "Hey, whats with the steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

Pirate says, "I dont know, but its drivin' me nuts!"

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Caveman Shark Tank

Guy who invented the wheel - alright this is gonna seem a little unorthodox, but just roll with it

Caveman sharks - do what with it

G - oh you'll see

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So a black guy and a Mexican where in a car, who was behind the wheel?

The cop of course

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A pirate walks into a bar...

with steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender asked: "isn't it annoying having that steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replied: "ARG! Drives me nuts!"

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One pirate said to another, Is that a steering wheel between your legs?

The other pirate replied, “Aye, and it’s driving me nuts.”

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What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

The wheel chair.

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Son: Dad, will you buy me a car?

Dad: A car? Why do you need a bike? A unicycle should be just as good. Here's a wheel. Give half to your sister.

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I drove to my local church to donate cheese to their food shelf.

Jesus take the wheel.

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Jesus take the wheel

Blessed is the Holy Steer-it

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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.

He is obviously drunk.


So the bartender says to another man in the bar, "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."


The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times.


They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and they stumble up the


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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

The wheel chair

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Pirate joke

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender politely says, "Excuse me, sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel in his crotch...

The bartender asks “Hey, what’s up with the wheel?”
The pirate then responds, “Argh, is driving me nuts!”

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You know what drives me nuts?

The steering wheel in me pants.

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Why did someone copy the wheel-rolling competition?

Needless to say, it was a spin-off.

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A pirate goes into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

The bartender asks what the deal is with the steering wheel. The pirate responds, "Ayy, it's driving me nuts."

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Two pirates are standing on the egde of a pirate ship after and peeing over the side.

After a long night of drinking grog.

The first mate is curious and decides to peek over and see what the captain s packin'. He is astonished to discover that the captain has a navigation wheel growing out of the head of his dick.

"Oi, cap'n!" Exclaimed the first mate, "you got a navigation wheel growin' off the end of your dick!"
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A pirate has a steering wheel jammed down the front of his pants and walks into a bar.

Bartender looks up and says "hey, pirate, you got a steering wheel jammed down the front of your pants! The pirate says... aaarrrgg and it's drivin me nuts!

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A pirate walks into a bar with steering wheel in his crotch...

The bartender asks, “Hey man, what’s with the wheel?”

The pirate says, “Arrrgh. It’s driving me nuts.”

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I've heard a lot about how important 'the wheel' was for civilization

But I think it's time to recognize 'the shovel' for being the ground-breaking invention that it is.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch

The bartender says "you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?"

The pirate responds "Aaarrrggghhh it's driving me nuts!"

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Apple is planning on getting into the electric car manufacturing business.

Only when their cars are finally out in the market for sale, it will be fully autonomous. The steering wheel is optional. It will be sold separately for $5,000.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and says Whats with the steering wheel in your pants?, The pirate replied Arrgg, Its driving me nuts!

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Fat guys and wheel chair guys will never go to haven

because of the stairway to haven.

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A crusty, old pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices a giant ship's wheel protruding from his belt buckle.

As the bartender sets down the drink, his curiosity gets the better of him, so he says, "Hey, forgive me for staring, but I couldn't help but notice that giant ship's wheel on your crotch. What's that all about?"

To which the pirate replies, "Aye matey, 'tis no real mystery you see, but it's been drivin' me nuts."


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Las Vegas

The city of Las Vegas now has a gigantic ferris wheel that is drawing huge crowds.

Also drawing thousands to Las Vegas...whores!

Credit: The great Norm Macdonald

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Long A Italian named Peter notices a Pirate and asks him, Excuse me Mr.Pirate,the fuck you have a hooked hand"

The pirate says, “Arr, yes, me hook hand. A sword cut me right below the elbow.”

“Well, what about your peg leg?” Says the Italian

“Arrr, me peg leg. A cannonball shot me right below the kneecap.”

“Well, what about your patch eye?”

“Arrr, me patch eye, I was standing on the poop deck and a sea


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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat...

The wheel chair

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An Irish peasant

An Irish peasant named Kory Andrea grew up knowing nothing but potatoes. His dad farmed potatoes, and his dad farmed potatoes, all the way back a thousand years. He had spent the entirety of his first twenty years on this Earth farming and harvesting potatoes.

One day, as if suddenly, the potatoes stopped growing. Nothing could get them to grow. Not their homemade soil recipe, nor the


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A pirate walks into a bar...

Bartender looks up and sees that the pirate has a steering wheel hanging off his the end of his dick.

Bartender says "Hey, do you know that you have a steering wheel hanging off the end of your dick?"

Pirate says "Arrrr, yes... and it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What does a wheel wear

Attire

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What do Niki Lauda and Daenerys Targaryen have in common ?

Both

\- Rode fast, roaring things,

\- Wanted to be King / Queen,

\- Survived the flames,

\- Broke the wheel,

\- Died the same day.\*

&amp;#x200B;

RIP both of you.

&amp;#x200B;

(\* if you're in the right timezones)

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