Sometimes you need a good jerk and a cry.
Or as I like to call it, a “beat it and weep.”
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates mens behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
That's it. That's the whole fucking joke.
I gave my mom a sad book for Christmas
I told her to read it and weep
If I post a joke on Reddit and nobody reads it
Do I still make a sound when I weep alone in my room?
Did you hear about the bed bug band?
They mostly play covers
(OC my dudes, read em and weep)
Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?
What do onions and people have in common?
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
*John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*
I convert some jokes from front page to Latvian joke. You no laugh? Is because sad.
* [My sex life like my shopping!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/14sloo/my_sex_life_is_exactly_like_my_shopping/) My wife dead, and have no potato.
* [Old woman tired of life and want commit suicide.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/14s5lx/an_old_lady_was_tired_of_her_hard_life_and_wanted/) Has felt this way since she was little girl.
* [Three men go to hell.](http://ww
The presidents of Serbia, Mexico and the United States were each granted the ability to ask God one question...
The Serbian president first went up to God , and asked, "Father, when will my country finally be rid of poverty and corruption?
God paused, and then answered, "In 300 years, my son."
The Serbian president began to weep, "I won't live to see that day!"
Next the Mexican president went up to God and asked, "Lord, when will *my*