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Male Sex Drive Through The Ages

Male Sex Drive Through The Ages

Between 16 and 32: Tri-weekly

Between 33 and 52: Try weekly

52 and up: Try weakly

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Male Sex Drive Through The Ages

Between 16 and 32: Tri-weekly

Between 33 and 52: Try weekly

52 and up: Try weakly

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What is a woman's sexual frequency during marriage?

It starts out triweekly, then tri-weekly, and eventually try weakly.

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An old man is dying..

His grandson asks him, "papa.. What will happen to your body when you die?" the grandfather looks up weakly at him and says, "I decay...". Just then his monitor flat lines and the boy sat wondering why his grandfather didnt know what would happen to his corpse.

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Sexual life cycle of a human male

tri-weekly
try weekly
try weakly

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What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage?

Tri-weekly

Try Weekly

and

Try Weakly

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The three stages of sex in marriage

tri-weekly; try-weekly; try-weakly

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A group of seniors were sitting at a table together at Starbucks, discussing their ailments.

"My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time because my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't


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Male Sex Drive Through The Ages

Between 16 and 32: Tri-weekly

Between 33 and 52: Try weekly

52 and up: Try weakly

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My problem is I get paid weekly...

VERY weakly (weekly)

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An old man is dying..

His grandson asks him, "papa.. What will happen to your body when you die?" the grandfather looks up weakly at him and says, "I decay...". Just then his monitor flat lines and the boy sat wondering why his grandfather didnt know what would happen to his corpse.

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How much sex do couples have?

Newly weds: "Tri-weekly."

After 10 years: "Try weekly."

After 30 years, "Try, weakly."

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A man in a nudist colony decides to go out for a jog...

And after a while, he gets tired and decides to sit down in this bench next to a little kid. The kid didn't look like he was from here, considering he had clothes on, so he must have gotten lost. The man says, "you look lost, little boy." The boy replies, " will you help me find my parents?" The man says, " sorry kid, I'm just going to take a nap for a bit."


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A patient lying in bed hears a knock on the door.

"Come in".

A nurse enters, pulls off the blanket, pulls off patients underpants. shaves his pubic area, flips him over, inserts the rectal pill, pulls the blanket back and about to leave. The patient weakly asks "Um, nurse, can I ask you one question? Why did you knock?"

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Sex through the ages:

Age 20-30: Tri-weekly

Age 30-40: Try weekly

Age 40-50: Try weakly

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So yesterday I was getting a mole removed...

The dermatologist explained that since it grew back looking cancerous, they'd have to cut a bigger section out, which would require a few stitches. Anyways, the procedure is underway, and I'm laying face down as they're cutting into me. It's a little quiet so I try to lighten the atmosphere with a joke.

"You guys know that this mole spoke to me. It could actu


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The four stages of a couple's sex life... Under 35: Tri-weekly 35-45: Try weekly 45-55: Try weakly 55 and over: Try, try, try.

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Oldie but goodie The three stages of a married couple's sex life

Tri weekly, try weekly and try weakly.

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