A boy calls his mom
K: Mom, there’s been a kidnapping in school!
M: Oh my god, are yo
K: Never mind he’s warring up. Love you, by.
Two warring nations....(kinda long)
Two warring nations have been fighting over their "holy land" for hundreds upon hundreds of years. One day, they decide to send their best philosopher to a duel of knowledge, to determine who truly deserves the "holy land". The only dilemma is neither nation speaks the same language.
So the two philosophers sit down in a tent, erected between the two nations camps.