Warmth

Jokes

Chowder

A lady at a restaurant ordered some clam chowder. When the waiter brought it out, he was holding the bowl with his thumb in the soup. The lady said ahhhhhh you had your thumb in my chowder. The waiter says yeah I got arthritis and the warmth helps it feel better, so she says why don't you just shove your thumb in your ass! And the waiter says nah, I do that in the kitchen


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Friendship is like peeing your pants.

Everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth.

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Peeing yourself in public is like being in Love

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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Friendship is like getting peed on

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!

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Having a friend is like peeing in your pants

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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Being Happy is like pissing your pants

Everyone can see it, but your the only one who can feel the warmth

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The Kinsey Institute studies suggest that frequent sex is linked to better memory.

May the year 2013 bring you warmth, love and light to guide your path to a positive destination.

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My weiner dog gave me the cold shoulder for months before it finally started to show a little warmth and love.

I guess that's what the breeder meant when he said she was a daschshundere.

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Being happy is like pissing your pants

Everybody can see it, but you're the only one that can feel the warmth

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Love is like pee in your pants

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth

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Love is like pissing your pants...

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

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At the Spelling Bee

Judge: "Your word is Chestnut."

Student:"Can you use it in a sentence?"

Judge: "When you feel the warmth of her belly under your butt as you blow your load on her tits. Chestnut."

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I'd call Trump a cunt, but...



he lacks depth and warmth.

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Why is it so warm in England right now?

All the warmth is being expelled from hell as it freezes over.

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Peeing your pants is just like being happy

Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth

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Being happy is like pissing your pants

Everyone can see it, but you're the only one that can feel the warmth.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside.

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants

...everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

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Skunk date

A man and his wife were on the way to a restaurant one night the husband ran over a mother skunk and she sprayed everywhere even on her baby. The wife is upset and tells her husband to turn around and get the baby skunk because it will surely die because it was freezing out. so he turns around and she gets out of the car and picks the baby skunk up and wraps it up in her jacket and then gets ba


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Jesus gave me warmth once

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Love is like peeing yourself....

– everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.

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Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status

#rakshabandhansms
#rakshabandhanquotes
#funnyjokes
Thnks bro for ur warmth affectn
& ur undrstndng, May our bond
of luv remains forevr.....

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Having friends is like...

Having friends is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth!

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Friendship is like pissing yourself...

Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings.

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I'd call Ellen Pao a cunt, but...

...she lacks the depth and warmth

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Having friends is...

Like peeing your pants, every one can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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Why do skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.

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Romantic dinner

A very old couple were having a romantic dinner together, the woman says "I can feel the warmth of our love in my chest...", the man goes "cut the crap, it's just your tit which is hanging in the soup bowl"

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5,000 married men were surveyed as to why they like receiving oral sex.

* 1% liked the warmth

* 2% liked the sensation

* 3% liked the eroticism

* 94% just liked the peace and quiet

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An old farmer, back in times of kolkhoz

lives his life peacefully until one day he realizes he doesn't feel as good as usual. He proceeds to visit a local doctor, old friend of his. Doctor makes standard check and finds nothing. He tells farmer to drop his pants for further inspection and as farmer does so the doctor sees farmer is not wearing any underwear. He tells him to get a pair of underpants "They are *cleanliness* and


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I'd call you a cunt

but you lack the warmth and depth

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