Vigilant

Jokes

Little red riding hood was told to look out for the wolf

So she’s really vigilant; she walks through the forest and she spots an eye through the bush and she says: “I see you mr wolf!” The wolf runs away. She goes deeper in the forest and she spots the wolf’s ears: “I see you Mr. Wolf!” The wolf runs away, little red riding hood goes deeper in the forest and spots one foot: “I see you Mr. Wolf!” All of a s


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What tea does Batman drink?

**Vigilant-tea**

I’ll excuse myself now.

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Weve always got to keep an eye out for reposted dad jokes.

We’ve got to be paternally vigilant.

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ISIS Commander: "Alright, lads. The Americans are beginning to infiltrate our bases, so I want you all to be extra vigilant."

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