Vaulter

Jokes

At the Olympics I saw a man carrying a long sick and I asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He said "No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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At the Olympics I saw an athletic guy carrying a long stick and asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He looked surprised and said, "No, I am a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

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Dad joke: So I saw this dude walking around with a long pole. I asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter"?

He said "Nein, I am ze German... but tell me, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"/

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Australian Olympic hurdler sees another athlete at the track carrying a long stick and asks him, 'are you a pole vaulter?'

He replies (in an accent) 'No,
actually I'm from Germany
and how did you know my name was Walter?'

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As a spectator at the last Summer Olympics, I saw a guy walking around carrying a 10 foot long stick...

"Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.

"No," he responded. "I'm a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"

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John saw a man walking down the street carrying a very long pole.

He went over to him and asked him "are you a pole vaulter?" The man replied "no, I am German, but how did you know my name?

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One Olympian said to another: Are you a pole vaulter?

Reply: No, I’m German. And how did you know my name was Walter?

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I apologized to my pole vaulter friend today

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"Are you a pole vaulter? "

"No, I'm German, and how'd you know my name's Volta?"

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A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar

wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?

..."about 4 inches"

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Did you see the Chinese pole vaulter whose junk pushed the bar over the edge?

It was ridickulous.

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Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"

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Reporter approaches an athlete at the olympics and asks " are you a pole vaulter?"

Athlete (in German accent) "no I'm not polish, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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What do you call a French pole vaulter?

A Leap Frog

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Hey, are you a Pole Vaulter?

no, I'm German, and how do you know my name?

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Outside of the athletes village at the Olympics I saw a guy walking with a pole vault..

I asked him " are you a pole vaulter ?"
To which he replied "nein, I am German. How did you know my name vas Vaulter?"

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I saw a guy walking down the street carrying a long stick.....

I said "are you a pole vaulter?" He said "no, I'm German... but how did you know my name?"

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