Vaulter
Jokes
At the Olympics I saw a man carrying a long sick and I asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
He said "No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?"
At the Olympics I saw an athletic guy carrying a long stick and asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
He looked surprised and said, "No, I am a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"
Dad joke: So I saw this dude walking around with a long pole. I asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter"?
He said "Nein, I am ze German... but tell me, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"/
Australian Olympic hurdler sees another athlete at the track carrying a long stick and asks him, 'are you a pole vaulter?'
He replies (in an accent) 'No,
actually I'm from Germany
and how did you know my name was Walter?'
As a spectator at the last Summer Olympics, I saw a guy walking around carrying a 10 foot long stick...
"Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked.
"No," he responded. "I'm a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"
John saw a man walking down the street carrying a very long pole.
He went over to him and asked him "are you a pole vaulter?" The man replied "no, I am German, but how did you know my name?
One Olympian said to another: Are you a pole vaulter?
Reply: No, I’m German. And how did you know my name was Walter?
I apologized to my pole vaulter friend today
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"Are you a pole vaulter? "
"No, I'm German, and how'd you know my name's Volta?"
A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar
wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?
..."about 4 inches"
Did you see the Chinese pole vaulter whose junk pushed the bar over the edge?
It was ridickulous.
Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
He says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
Reporter approaches an athlete at the olympics and asks " are you a pole vaulter?"
Athlete (in German accent) "no I'm not polish, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
What do you call a French pole vaulter?
A Leap Frog
Hey, are you a Pole Vaulter?
no, I'm German, and how do you know my name?
Outside of the athletes village at the Olympics I saw a guy walking with a pole vault..
I asked him " are you a pole vaulter ?"
To which he replied "nein, I am German. How did you know my name vas Vaulter?"
I saw a guy walking down the street carrying a long stick.....
I said "are you a pole vaulter?" He said "no, I'm German... but how did you know my name?"