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Uh idk what this variety of joke this is called

So yknow the jokes like. Damn the ocean is sure some scary soup, or salt is just angry sugar. What are those kind of jokes or coincidences called?

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My friend has a new hobby..

He takes pictures of salmon wearing a variety of clothes..

Its like shooting fish in apparel

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Whats it called when you get stoned and perform a variety of other tasks?

Mult-high-tasking

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Whats the difference between a variety and a varietal?

The price of the coffee.

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Like my dad said: "variety is the spice of life"

And he would say that every single god damn day.

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New discovery.

Scientists have recently discovered a new potato variety resembling a human penis.
They are calling it dictator!

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Did you know that a variety of lettuce sank the titanic?

I thought it sank just cos.

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A priest, a rabi and iman walk into a bar.

They discuss a variety of topics because they are friends.

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There is a video game where you play as a crab 1v1ing another crab using a variety of weapons ranging from swords to your own claws. However, you cant equip rocks as projectile weapons.

I was really looking forward to stone crabs.

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TIFU by getting kinky with a variety of citrus fruits...

Ive just tested positive for lemonaids.

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I don't mind that emojis come in a variety of skin tones

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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What do you call a immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

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Q. What's the difference between the Internet and porn?

A. One is a series of tubes. The other is a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols.

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My girlfriend complains about lack of variety in our sex life.

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I've been working with NASCAR on redesigning the track for more variety, but it's tough

I just can't seem to get it right

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Steel balls

A french, an american and a russian are captured by cannibals. Chief cannibal declares that it is his birthday and so the prisoners will be given a chance to live. Each will be given a pair of steel balls. Whoever manages to surprise the chief by the evening will be spared, those who fail will be eaten. So the men are locked up. Later, the chief comes to inspect them. French man demonstrates world


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"Your comment does not meet our comment civility rules..."

"...People who visit /r/politics have a variety of opinions and beliefs that span the entire political spectrum..."

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A shapeshifter repeatedly raped a girl, first as a midget, then as a normal man, and finally as a giant.

He came in a variety of sizes.

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English Tea

A wide variety of tea beverages come from the land where it is recognized as a national beverage and one such variety is the so called English tea. English tea is known for different blends which are especially for consumption during morning, evening and mid-afternoon.

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What do you call a Vietnamese family reunion?

A variety of Tings

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OC Name something that can be a variety of sizes, but only comes in large.

My penis.

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There's two benefits to living in Scotland

unemployment and Housing.

I could never work out why the call Sunshine variety coaches "variety" when the kids all look the same.

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm once and she spat it back in my face.

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I eat a wide variety of foods: lasagna, tacos, hamburgers...

and dim sum.

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker!

Simmer on that! - I say!

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Do you have bread?

A big intimidating man walks into a barber shop and asks the barber "Do you have bread?" Confused, the barber replies "Sir, this is a barber shop, not a store." After hearing this the man immediately punches the barber and just leaves.

Again the next day the same man walks into the barber shop and again asks the barber "Do you have bread?" Frightened he


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