A Mexican magician told his audience he was going to vanish on the count of three.
He counted, "Uno, dos..." and disappeared without a tres.
A magician performing in Mexico told his audience he could vanish before they could count to three . . .
In unison, they chant “Uno! Dos! ...”
He disappeared without a tres.
Which supervillain are wives similar to?
Decimate you, take 50% and vanish.
So as one may use a ban to banish someone from something. And one may use a van to make someone else vanish...
What am I supposed to do with a fin?
Sorry to use a pun... to... you know...
Do you hear about the Hispanic magician who made himself vanish?
He counted “uno, dos...” and disappeared without a tres.
Whats white do?
“Black don’t crack, Latino don’t vanish, what do white do ?”
They shut down the government
A Spanish magician claims he will vanish on the count of three.
He starts: "Uno, dos..." And POOF! He disappears without a tres.
A guy desperately asks his investment banker
"And now all my money is gone?!"
"No no! Don't be stupid. Money doesn't just vanish in thin air. Your's now just belongs to someone else."
A Spanish magician told the crowd he'll make himself vanish on the count of 3. He goes "Uno, dos...
And *Poof*..... He disappeared without a tres.
I was offered sex by a 22-year old woman in exchange that I'd advertise some detergent powder for her
Of course I said no because of my strong will power. Which is just as strong as Vanish. The super strong detergent powder now 20% off and available in scented vanilla or lemon.
Me: I am just feeling so light Man. Feels like i can fly over the horizon and vanish in to the unknown.
Friend: You must be relieved that i got out of prison.
Me: Also that but i just took a massive Shit.
A Spanish magician claimed he could vanish at the count of three
Uno, Dos.... Poof. He vanished without a tres.
People who work at home improvement stores are great magicians
Because just as you follow one around the corner, they somehow vanish right into thin air
How do you make one vanish?
Give it a "g" and it's gone.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are captured by a witch
The witch tells them, "If you say something about yourself that is true, I will let you go, if not, you will vanish into thin air"
The brunette says, "I think I'm the prettiest"
*Poof!* the brunette disappears.
The redhead says, "I think I'm the smartest"
*Poof!* the redhead disappears.
The blonde sa
A Mexican Magician says he's going to vanish on the count of three.
He disappeared without a tres :(
A Mexican magician announced...
"For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air." He began "Uno....dos.." Then he disappeared without a tres.
The Mexican Magician ...
... said, "I am going to vanish before your very eyes! *Uno* ... *dos* ... " And he disappeared, without a *tres*.
So a magician went up on stage.
He told the audience "On the count of three I will vanish into thin air!"
He began the countdown.
"Uno... Dos..." **Poof**
The magician had vanished without a tres.