Dad: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valet when they grow up!
Doctor: wow that's the worse case of parking sons disease I've come across.
I just asked the valet of this village cottage to park my car.
The bastard went to town with it.
(Sorry for the cringe)
I hated working as a valet at the anti-vaxxer convention.
all i got was bunch of measly tips!
The boys got hired at their dad's valet business.
Now he has parkinsons.
If your brother and you work as a valet then has your father parkinsons?
Why valet parking workers sound like piggy banks when they run?
A snail goes up to the valet and hands him his ticket
"What kind of car is it, sir?" the valet asks.
"It's got a big S on it, can't miss it."
Sure enough, the valet finds the one with a big S on it and drives it back. The snail gets in and peels off faster than any car the valet had ever seen.
The valet says to his buddy, "Man, look at that S car go."
Which superhero runs their own valet service?
What do you call a valet from India?
What is the French version of the name Parker?
If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet
He'd have "valet Parkinson's" disease
Did you hear about the possessed valet?
What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?
A Peter Parker
What did the car said to the valet?
I've been through a lot.
The Joan Rivers joke.
Ever since she was a little girl, Joan Rivers always loved making people laugh. Her neighbors, friends, and school members always loved hearing her jokes, and she loved getting laughs from friends. However, all of her immediate family despised her because of her weight. You see, she was always very low or average weight, whereas her family was all extremely overweight. There were all extremely wid