Unwell

Jokes

A plant looked very unwell.

It had been raining all day and two plants were happily enjoying it all until one of them began looking bloated and unwell. Out of concern, the healthy plants asked "what happened?!".


Turns out, it simply was having a stoma ache.

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Tips while fing :

• Keep f***ing periods short

• Stay hydrated

• Stop f***ing if u feel unwell

• Eat enough protein

• Consider **supplements**

• Keep **exercise** mild

• F***ing isn't for everyone


*So remember to follow these tips while Fasting*

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"What the hell are you listening to? It's making the cows feel unwell"

"Now That's What I Call Moo-sick"

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Im a stay at home dad and a writer

.. and every day at 3:15 my grade school daughter comes home and tells me what she did that day. Followed by my wife, complaining about inter-office drama and her "workload". And not to sound indifferent or an asshole, but I usually feign empathy or excitement.

But this week I found it impossible. I was lashing out with abrasive reactions like, "Oooh, Tommy held your h


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A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, youve only got three minutes to live."

The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."

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So this woman's been feeling unwell lately.

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Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell.

I guess I must be lack toast intolerant.

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The well dried up...

.... And became unwell.

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