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You guys ever see the barcode at the base of a condom?

No? Guess you don’t need to unroll it that far

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Have you ever seen the serial number that is printed on every condom?

No? Oh, you must not have needed to unroll it that far...

Full disclosure: I searched and although this joke is definitely a repost, it's been about a year since the last time so I took an executive decision to post it again.

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A trick with a tie

Son: Dad! I learned an awesome new trick at school in science class. Can I borrow your tie?

Dad: Let's see it.

Son: if we fold your tie in half, and roll the fat end toward the middle, and the thin end toward the middle, we have two rolls - one big and one small, both the same length, right?

Well, if I hold up the tie from the middle, and let go of bo


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Have you ever read the serial number on a condom before?

No? You have to unroll it 2 more inches!

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The Pizza Joke (NSFW)

Steph and Jerry are making out in the backseat of a car at a party. As you can imagine things are pretty hot and heavy in there, & the windows are getting steamed up. After a while Jerry reaches down and to start fingering her. Steph stops him and says “Wait, I’m on my period.” Jerry, being the drunk and horny man that he was said “It’s fine, I don’t min


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