I really like the new beef jerky with a white mystery flavored piece.
I can't quite place the flavor, though.
On an unrelated note, isn't it funny how eating a whole bag makes you tired and numb?
John Williams, age 21, was mysteriously shot multiple times in the head and killed
On an unrelated note, I finally found that strong healthy heart my doctor needed for my heart replacement
Everything unrelated to the subject at hand is irrelevant.
But everything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Wow, Trump actually decreased immigration rates at the border
Completely unrelated, my house is such a mess, no one wants to come over anymore.
I lost 40 pounds this year.
On an unrelated note, if you see a 6 year old boy with brown hair and brown eyes. Please contact me.
I called in an order of wonton soup, but I guess they misunderstood me.
On an unrelated note, I'm opening a soup kitchen.
Two unrelated Korean girls who lost their sisters at birth met one day at the bar
They found that they looked rather similar. Both simultaneously asked "Did you go to Dr. Lee for plastic surgery?"
I killed my girlfriend tonight...
*On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know how to bury a body?*
My wife and I decided to not have kids
Unrelated we're moving to Nebraska from our home in Alabama.
In the middle of an unrelated conversation my friend mentioned he prunes his roses with a knife.
It was a non-secateur.
Someone complimented me that I have a heart of a LION
On an unrelated note... Do they have CCTV cameras in the zoo??
My mother said I was fire retardant...
So I set myself on fire and discovered she lied to me!
On an unrelated note, apparently I misheard her. She actually said "fucking retarded."
An Alabama man marries an unrelated Alabama girl.
Dad asked his son:"So how good is she?"
Son replied: "She's still a virgin".
Dad:"You fucking idiot. If she didn't give it to hers then she won't give it to us"
What do you call the animal over there thats unrelated to the conversation?
I used my plunger on the toilet the other day. It didn't work.
On an unrelated note, my coffee has tasted like shit ever since.
Journalism's "Five W's" Revised
3) Who Tweeted about it?
4) What did they tweet?
5) What other unrelated bs is happening?
On an unrelated note...
the paternity test came back negative.
I almost cracked an incest joke that fits perfectly into our conversation
nevermind i just realized it's actually unrelated
My daughter told me that she lost her virginity with her boyfriend, Chad.
On a completely unrelated note, where can I find some cheap shotgun shells?
This just in: A recent study has discovered that dolphins and humans are the only two species to have sex for fun.
In unrelated news: All Oklahoma residents are now banned from SeaWorld.
I just got out of the army, where I was an M1A1 Abrams driver. My new career is completely unrelated.
It's a tankless job.
Saudi Arabia: Religious police arrest man for holding hand of unrelated woman.
According to local sources, they wanted to know where the rest of her body was.
A Mexican man is found unresponsive...
A Mexican man is found unresponsive on the roadway outside Tijuana.
Local authorities call for an ambulance and he is rushed to the nearest hospital.
Unfortunately, the doctors determine that he has consumed a lethal amount of drugs and there is nothing they can do to save him. He dies within a few minutes and the attending physician marks the cause of death as "1/2".
"McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"
In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work.
This week I finished paying off $150,000 worth of student loans.
On a completely unrelated note, I've started sucKING DICK!
Kids are great. They are the ultimate proof that you, at one point of your life, pleasured a woman.
On an unrelated note, would you like to see a picture of my 12 kids?
Half of reddit is shut down. In unrelated news, productivity rises nation-wide
(Meta) Spam bots commenting all posts here with unrelated gifs. I may be wrongly suspicious.
I'm not sure if it is a problem or not but I spotted this on all the most upvoted posts here. They all have a username like : <randomname><2 digits><letter>. And most of the time they only post a imgur link, it's always more or less unrelated. Although sometimes it's not obvious because it's a meme reaction gif that could be legitly pos
You know when your parents tell you to not sit in a chair, and all you want to do is sit in a chair.
This eclipse, apparently we shouldn't look at it because it could "burn our retinas".
In completely unrelated news, anyone know a good opticians?
In a completely unrelated report to todays average penis size study...
the Asian population is growing faster and people in Africa die daily by the 1,000's
So I met this girl online once, and we decided to meet up irl. She asked me if I was gay and showed me her wiener. It was pretty great.
Unrelated question, is it gay to receive a BJ from a dude?
The heart wants what it wants, y'know?
On an unrelated topic, I'm not allowed in Petco anymore.