Unpredictable

Jokes

Going to Meetings Late

Going to meetings late is so unpredictable. Either they're all waiting with their arms folded and you miss an entire season worth of conversation OR everybody else is running late too and they don't even notice you're late.

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Hey, my name is uazuk10273, but you can call me....

Unpredictable.

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My wife left me today accusing me being unpredictable.

She said, "I can't stand you - you are so unpredictable. On Monday you liked the potatoes, Tuesday you liked the potatoes, Wednesday you liked the potatoes, Thursday you said you loved the potatoes preparation, Friday you liked the potatoes, Saturday you liked the potatoes and now all of a sudden on Sunday you say that you don't like potatoes."


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I had a joke about pizza, but...

The punch line was simply too unpredictable.

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3 reasons why I hate narcolepsy..

1)it's annoying

2)it's unpredictable

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People says I'm unpredictable...

because I was born unexpected.

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I have an unpredictable connection with my tap.

It's a hot and cold relationship.

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The most unpredictable things in my life happened when I was friends with a bunch of mutes

There was no telling what could happen

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Why are ships referred to as "she"

A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap.

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The weather has been really unpredictable lately...

I'm really starting to think the earth is bi-polar

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What do you call unpredictable nudity?

Erratica.

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What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

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Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria?

Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.

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