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Jokes

So Samsung released their new foldable smartphone....

And now the problems are starting to unfold.

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I don't mean to be bad at origami.

That's just how things unfold.

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Watching the global financial crisis unfold was like watching my father being molested by a clown.

I knew it was going to affect me, I just wasn't entirely sure how.

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Watching the gobal financial crisis unfold was like watching my father being molested by a clown.

I knew it was going to affect me, I just wasn't entirely sure how.

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A pair of torn pants where picked up by a poor foreign student as fixer uppers

After his mother had finished sowing them, she gets up to give them one last look. Unbeknownst to her, a hanging thread catches onto the corner of her chair, yanks and unravels her careful work.

Her son, watching this moment unfold, calls out: “Mama! You reap what you sow!!!”

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No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold...

... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it.

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An armed criminal disrupted the origami convention...

... an eye witness claims he saw the whole thing unfold.

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Was told to unfold my graduation gown to get rid of the square creases

replied that I'd rather graduate with more degrees.

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