Undone

Jokes

Why shouldn't men walk around near Russia with their trousers undone?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

(Sorry, just watched the TV show and this joke from decades ago popped into my head)

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An angry man was shaking a traffic light violently because it didn't change for the last five minutes. Then, one of the screws of the lights became undone and the fixture fell down and bumped into his head ...

he had a light concussion.

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The owner of a new business comes to work one day to see that their "Grand Opening" banner had come undone overnight and fell to the ground.

"This is a bad sign" they remark.

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I took my suit back to the tailor as the stitching had come undone.

I showed him the problem and he said, "Hmmm, yes... sew its seams".

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I took my shoddy suit to the tailors, and said, "can this be repaired? It looks like the stitching's come undone."

"Hmmm, yes... ", he replied, examining the suit, "sew it's seams".

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An Irish, an Arab and an American find a genie

The genie offers each 1 wish, and 1 wish only. The wish cannot be undone or changed.

First is the Irish. He wishes to be the richest man in the world. The genie makes it so.

Next is the Arab. He wishes to control the middle east. He wishes that there be walls built around his land, so thick and tall that no one can get in and no one can get out. It is made so.


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THE OLDEST "YOUR MOM" JOKE

***From Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew."***

CHIRON:
Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON:
Villain, I have done thy mother.

***an explosion soundeth! Chiron hast been cooked on a spit!***

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An expectant mother goes 4-wheeling

and goes to the doctor the next day. She says, "Doctor, I wasn't thinking and I went 4-wheeling yesterday and I'm worried that the baby may have come undone or something." The doctor replies, "Oh don't worry, that baby is pretty tightly screwed in."

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What did the popular astrophysicist's father say to him after his cleat came undone at soccer practice?

"Kneel in the grass and tie, son."

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I found Korn in my poop.

I'm glad it was Falling Away from Me instead of Coming Undone.

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What's done is done,

and can't be undone unless you do someone

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