Undecided

Jokes

Shakespeare was planning on making Hamlet into a musical, but there was one instrument he was undecided on

Tuba, or not tuba, that is the question.

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I was very undecided about attending the LGBT Pride march today and I ended up with a sore butt....

...It’s what I get for sitting on the fence!

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The preacher was happy to hear I am no longer undecided or a non-believer about god

Until I told him the fourth option: his holy book is wordsalad

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A young man is undecided where he should spend this year's vacation. He asks his grandfather for advice.

Credit to /u/_number11 for this joke.




A young man is undecided where he should spend this year's vacation. He asks his grandfather for advice.




***Grandfather:*** 'When I was your age, I went to Paris. I went to a bar and everything was for free. I was totally drunk, climbed on the counter and pissed on the floor. After


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The UNdecided to do a world survey...

They couldn’t figure out what the question should be though.

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This is probably the best joke that I -a dad- have ever come up with

I bought my 19 year old daughter a new bed for when she goes off to university. She was undecided about whether she wanted to keep it.

I told her to sleep on it.

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I'm still undecided about abortion

I'm against it because it gives women a choice, but on the other hand it kills children.

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What's the difference between a perpetually undecided man and a dwarf?

... I-I dont gnome.

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I am undecided about abortion

On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice.

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(NSFW) undecided on abortions

i am undecided on abortions
on the one hand i support it because its killing children
on the other its gives woman the right to choose

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The GOP candidates are competing to win over Scott Walker supporters after he pulled out of the race...

But all three of them remain undecided still.

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I'm undecided about abortion

On one hand I support it because it is killing children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

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This is probably the best joke that I -a dad- have ever come up with

I bought my 19 year old daughter a new bed for when she goes off to university. She was undecided about whether she wanted to keep it.

I told her to sleep on it.

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My daughter bought a new mattress for when she goes off to school, but was undecided about whether to keep it.

I told her to sleep on it.

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As it turns out, among undecided voters men are more leaning towards Romney and woman more towards Obama.

Upon further investigation, all it is coming down to is whether you'd rather be fucked by a black man or a white man.

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Andy Griffith's family are undecided on funeral arrangements.

They may cremate, they Mayberry

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