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Archeologists have reportedly uncovered the chamber pot of Jesus Christ

Holy shit, right?

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I just uncovered irrefutable proof that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

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An undertaker is showing a trainee around the morgue in order to get him used to dead bodies.

“Here I have three deceased men, an Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman.” Explained the undertaker showing the young trainee the dead Englishman.
“Why has he got such a big smile on his face?” asked the trainee.
“He died having sex with a beautiful woman” the old man replied.
Moving on to the Scotsman they uncovered the body to see it was smil


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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:'Talking Dog For Sale.'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and

sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep" the Lab replies. After the guy recovers

from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up an


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An archaeologist recently uncovered dinosaur bones in Iran.

Upon further research, they concluded that the bones belonged to to the prehistoric *Tehran*osaurus Rex.

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I've just uncovered irrefutable evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

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Life's lesson.

One day a 15 year old boy woke up and went straight to the mirror as he does everyday. He noticed that he had a white hair right in the front. He discovered more of it scattered all over his head. He panicked and went to his dad.

GRANDSON:"GRANDPA I HAVE A WHITE HAIR!"

GRANDSON:"Son it is time you learn a life lesson.
White hair is l


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I've just uncovered damning evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi

I'm sharing it because the American people deserve to know the tr

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I've just uncovered irrefutable evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

I'm sharing it because the American people have the right to know the tr

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I've just uncovered irrefutable evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

I'm sharing it because the American people have the right to kn

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I've just uncovered irrefutable evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

I'm sharing it because the American people have the right to know the tr

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I've just uncovered irrefutable proof that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

I'm sharing it because the American people have the right to know the tr

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SI've just uncovered irrefutable evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

I'm sharing it because the American people have the right to know the tr

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I've just uncovered irrefutable proof that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

I'm sharing it because the American people have the right to know the tr

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I've just uncovered damning evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

I'm sharing it because the American people have the right to know the tr

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I've just uncovered damning evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi.

I'm sharing this because the American people have the right to know the tru

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They've uncovered new pages in Ann Frank's diary...

...but it's still the last entry that I find most poignant:-

Times continue hard, and we suffer from lack of food and have little opportunity to play. Daddy saw that I was miserable, and, at great risk to himself managed to find me that which I've always desired

A drum kit

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Archeologists recently uncovered an ancient garden that was centuries old.

The romains were in great condition.

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Historians recently uncovered at Italian fisherman once used a musical instrument to attract fish

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What do you call a stripper with no health insurance?

Uncovered

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Breaking News: Uncovered Nazi documents reveal a cure for cancer was found

An oven..

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A cop uncovered the foulest cesspit of organized crime

Unfortunately, his partner was a bit oblivious. They never really could get the stink out of his uniform.

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What do landfills and hookers have in common?

Uncovered loads cost double

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Using DNA testing, Jack the Ripper's identity has been uncovered.

Now he can finally be brought to justice.

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Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity

He is practicing for a golf war.

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