Unclog

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My girlfriend clogged the toilet and I had to unclog it

She was wrong, anal is definitely possible.

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My girlfriend clogged the toilet

And I had to unclog it.

She was wrong, anal is definitely possible.

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My girlfriend clogged the toilet and I had to unclog it

She was wrong, anal is definitely possible

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A guy lives in my building with the ability to change locks and unclog drains at will

He has super powers

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I used scissors to unclog my toilet

I just cut the crap

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Dad was trying to unclog the kitchen sink by pouring some bleach into the drain. The water started draining a little quicker but was still slow. He then poured some more bleach and added vinegar this time for good measure. Then a puff of smoke came out of the sink. His wife saw this and yelled.

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Plumbers are a lot like hookers...

They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya.

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My wife told me to unclog the toilet..

.. but I didn't take the plunge.

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