Unattractive

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive

They would eventually find me attractive

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If I had a dollar for every time women found me unattractive

They would eventually find me attractive

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If I had a dollar for every girl that called me unattractive...

...they would evevntually find me attractive.

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Only if I had a dollar, every time a girl found me unattractive

Soon enough, they will start finding me attractive

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If I had $5 for every woman that found me unattractive

Pretty soon they'd all find me attractive

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive

They will eventually find me attractive.

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If I had a dollar for everytime a girl found me unattractive

They will eventually find me more attractive.

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How to Make Friends and Influence People

1. Be attractive.
2. Don’t br unattractive.

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive...

...they'd eventually find me attractive.







*Possible repost.*

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive,

They would eventually find me attractive.

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What does killer crocodile actually do? He's unattractive and bites people...

Nothing special, I can do that.

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If someone took away a dollar every time a girl found me attractive.

They’d eventually find me unattractive.

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive

They would eventually find me attractive.

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What do women find most unattractive in a man?

Men's straight shins.

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Swearing is so unattractive

I'm already un-a-fucking-attractive so mind your muthafucking business.

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive...

...eventually they would find me attractive.

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Is there something I'm doing that makes me unattractive to communists?

They always leave me on red.

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If I had a dollar for everytime a woman found me unattractive...

...I wouldn't be unattractive.

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If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive...

I'd be rich, but more importantly I'd be a stupid bastard that posts the same joke in /r/jokes over and over again.

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If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive...

...they would probably find me very attractive

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If I had a dollar....

If I had a dollar for everytime a woman found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

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My ex-girlfriend said Im unattractive, when I look the same as when we dated.

I’ve determined that this could be due to one of three possibilities.
1. She’s lying to bum me out.
2. She willingly dates people she doesn’t find attractive.
3. She got a new optometrist.

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You have a very unattractive bum.

What a coincidence that we have the same name for my 35 year old, unemployed, basement dwelling son.

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If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive...

I would be flat broke.

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If i had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive,

They would soon find me attractive.

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive..

I'd have like 17$.

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Apparently me wearing makeup, having long nails, ans dyed hair make me unattractive to guys on Reddit

Thank God

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I'm like Francium

Unattractive.

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Very unattractive unpleasant to look at offensive to the sense ofbeauty displeasing inappearance.

What is... "so ugly"?

*Alex*: Correct!

Yo momma for 300.

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If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive

I'd still be poor, because I spend all day on Reddit and never leave my house for a girl to even make that judgement.

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If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive

They’d soon find me attractive

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One man said that my mustache makes me look like an unattractive pornstar.

If that's the case then why does his mom wants to be my co star so badly?

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive,

they would eventually find me attractive

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If I had a dollar

for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

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Adblock makes women find you unattractive...

I just installed it and all the horny singles in my area has lost interest in me.

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If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive

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If i had a dollar....

....for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive

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I think AdBlock has made me unattractive

I installed it and now all the horny hot singles in my area have suddenly lost interest.

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Adblock makes you unattractive to women...

I just installed it and now all the horny single women in my area have lost interest in me.

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WARNING: Adblock makes you unattractive to women.

I just installed it and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest

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What do you call a girl who's unattractive, boring amp doesn't screw?

You don't.

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If I had a dollar for every women that found me unattractive

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If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive...

....they would start to find me attractive.

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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive...

they'd eventually find me attractive.

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If I got a dollar for everytime a girl found me unattractive.....

they would soon find me as attractive

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What's the difference between an "attractive" guy and an "unattractive" guy?

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I find certain races unattractive...

Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble.

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If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive...

They'd eventually find me attractive

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If I had a dollar

for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

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Tons of hot girls in my neighborhood stopped talking to me.

I guess they find ad-block really unattractive.

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