Twister

Jokes

Tell me a tongue twister...

Guy: Dick

Girl: But dick is not a tongue tw--- wait a minute

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The world tongue twister champion died in a tragic motorway accident yesterday.

He was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry..........

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What is a chameleon's worst enemy?

A tongue twister

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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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A titty twister is an old story about a nipple pinch

...but with a twist

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A world tongue twister champion just got arrested

I heard they are going to give him a tough sentence

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Right to remain silent

**The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.**

**I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.**

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What did the oklahoma plantation owner's father warn his son about?

Now don't go gettin' your niggers in a twister!

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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

They said he'll be given a tough sentence.

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If the cast of Wizard of OZ was based on bank related numbers and terminology, what would Dorothy shout to her Aunt when the twister hit their home?

“ATM! ATM! It’s a twister, ATM!”

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Some quantum physicists play twister at a party

Later that day, one of them spontaneously flattens and three seconds later the other is hit by a car.

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Released after 5 years for sheep rustling

Welsh tongue twister champion from
LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogOGOgoch .............said "It was a tuff sentence"

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What do you call four famished frogs fighting for five frightened flies?

A *Tongue Twister*

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Try this tongue twister.

Say " Meth mouth, piss pot" 10x fast. Good luck.

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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...

That is dirty.... that tongue twister...

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and starts reading the news on his Iphone.

"Wow, 'Twister kills 15 in Oklahoma!" the guy says. "They take that game very seriously there," the bartender replies.

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What makes a good tongue-twister?

Well, it's hard to say...

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Playing naked twister is all well and good...

When you have your foot on red and your hand on green... When you have your nose in brown it gets interesting!

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'Twister kills fifteen in Kansas'

Anybody else think the Americans may be playing it wrong.

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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested

I heard that they’re giving him a really tough sentence.

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Im writing a stage show based on the movie Twister

Ive gotten as far as the first draft

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I went on a vacation to Taiwan...

I asked around for tourist attractions

A peculiar man came up to me, inquiring about some \*discount\* sex shop

When in Taiwan, am I right? Needless to say I was intrigued.

He said to me, "go down to da beach,

aska bout da tongue twister packege

my friend will make you happy"

So I went to the beach, as the man


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I gave my girlfriend a titty twister that ruined her bra...

Now whose tired of hearing about the whirled cup?

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If a witches bra is hot. And a witches tit is cold.... what exactly goes on between the two?

A Titty Twister

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The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic accident.

He was run over by a red lorry. Then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry

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What makes a tongue twister good?

Well, its hard to say

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Girl: I'm having a party at my house, we're playing Truth or Dare and Twister, can you come?

Guy: I already did.

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What makes a good tongue-twister?

I don't know, its really hard to say.

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What makes a good tongue-twister?

Well, it's hard to say.

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What makes a really good tongue twister

Well, it’s really hard to say

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What makes a good tongue-twister?

Well, it’s hard to say..

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The world tongue twister Champion got arrested

I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence

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What makes a good tongue twister?

Well it’s hard to say.

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What makes a good younger twister?

Well , it’s hard to say...

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What makes a good tongue twister?

Well it's hard to say.

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What makes a good tongue twister?

Well, it’s hard to say.

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What makes a good tongue twister?

Well, its hard to say.

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What makes a good tongue-twister?

Well, it's hard to say.

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The worlds shortest tongue twister (which is kind of a joke right?) - the minimum 2 words long

Irish Wristwatch

Just pissed a lot of people off at work with this one

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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested

I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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I just met a beautiful woman while playing twister

I'm not sure where I stand with her but she is the best player I have ever seen hands down.

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The Right to Remain Silent

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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Whats the least popular party game in the Midwest?

Twister

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A guy with a black eye boards his plane

As he sits down in his seat, he notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes...mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a 'tongue twister accident'. See, I was at the ticket counter, where there was this gorgeous blonde with th


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Last night, I met the best Twister player ever

Hands down!

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The inventor of Twister has died...

...Police say "foul play cannot be ruled out".

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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

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What makes a good tongue-twister?

Well, it's hard to say...

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