Tusk

Jokes

What do you call the walrus special forces group?

The tusk force.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What do you call a futurist entrepreneur whos also an elephant?

Elon Tusk

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What do you call an electronic elephant?

Elon Tusk

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

My dad told me never to listen to rumours.

Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely shagged out.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What does Elon Musk call his penis?

The Musk tusk

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

2 walruses walk into a bar..

the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says "tusk tusk"

Gotta love dad jokes

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours.

Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely worn out.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What's a Walruses favourite movie?

From Tusk till dawn.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE