An American, a Frenchman and an Italian sit at the beach.
They are arguing about the quality of their vehicles and the engineering prowess of their country.
The Italian says: You know, my old Fiat is still serving me well. I bought it 10 years ago and barely changed a thing other than oil.
The Frenchman responds:
10 years? Honhonhon! My old Renault is getting me to work after 15 years. Good as new!
The Old Jew and the Genie
One day, a very old Jewish man was walking down the street when he encountered a tarnished brass lamp.
As he tried to polish it up with his sleeve, lo and behold a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.
"Master of the lamp, I am able to grant you one wish!" the genie bellows.
The old man thinks for a second. He reaches into his pants, pulls out his wal
In these times of turmoil, its worth remembering that there is one person who has a track record of moving forward when the way isnt clear
Lenin dies and is sent to hell...
Satan, puts his soul into a cauldron with boiling water, and shuts the lid.
After a week, there is turmoil in the pot. Satan lifts the lid and finds the souls shouting: "it is way too hot in here! we want out, long live the revolution!"
so he takes Lenin's soul out and throws him into the pot with boiling oil. Again after two weeks a turm
A town whose population is only obese people is in turmoil.
Guess they should've bathed in vegetable oil instead.
There's a lot of political turmoil in the Americas at the moment.
Even in Panama there's a big divide.
What does the president wash his hands with when he first enters office?
Reports from all over the world are indicating the hawk polulation is in turmoil
Europe is in turmoil, but at least I've got some steady income despite the migrant crisis
I own a florist around the corner from the French embassy
The Last Confederate Flag With all the crazy turmoil about the stars and stripes.
Stop and remember that the last official flag of the south used at the Appomattox Court House was a WHITE FLAG!
My little sister asked me which state is Detroit in
I said, "Turmoil".