Turbine

Jokes

The wind turbine near my house loves music.

It's a huge metal fan

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Two Turbines are having a conversation with each other

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A crow got cut in half by a wind turbine.

ow

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Solar Panel: Hey wind turbine, what's your favorite kind of music?

Wind Turbine: I'm a big metal fan

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What did the wind turbine say when he met his hero...

I'm a big fan

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A wind turbine asked the one next to him "What kind of music do you like?"...

'I'm a heavy metal fan" he replied....

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One wind turbine asks another "What is your favorite band?"

He replies "Iron Maiden - I'm a big metal fan!"

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One wind turbine asks another and says "Hey, Wind Turbine, what kind of music do you like?"

He replies: I'm actually, I'm a huge metal fan.

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What did the wind turbine say to his favorite avenger

Wow, I am I huge fan

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One wind turbine turns to the other and says: what's your favourite genre of music?

The other wind turbine replies: I'm a big heavy metal fan.

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A wind turbine asks another wind turbine: "Hey what kinda music are you into?"

The other wind turbine replies: "I'm a huge metal fan"

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A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention.

He leaned in and shouted, “hey, I’m a big fan!”

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One wind turbine turns to another and what's your favourite genre of music, mines pop?

The other wind turbine replies, I'm a big heavy metal fan.

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Conversation with a wind turbine.

Wind turbine: *exists*

Man : "I'll hold up a big kite and you blow air at me until I lift off."

Wind Turbine: " ... "

Man : "What do you think of that idea?"

Wind turbine : "I'm not a huge fan"

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What's the difference between a turbine and a turban?

One makes planes fly, the other makes them crash.

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On a hot, windless day the president was out touring a new wind farm. Frustrated by the lack of good video footage, the president knocks on the base of a turbine and asks, Why wont this thing spin for me?






“Oh, its not a huge fan.” The developer explained.

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I've dressed up as a wind turbine today. I love wind turbines.

I'm a big fan.

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The wind turbine society

We're not a fan club!

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An engineer goes to meet his girfriend's father

\- Hello, sir. I'm Charlie, i'm a turbine engine assembler and i'm here to fuck your daughter's brains out.

\- TO WHAT!?

\- Turbine engine assembler, sir. Turbine engine assembler.

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A friend of mine was caught in an airplane turbine

In many ways, he *will* be mist

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So I was at this concert the other day

I’m not really a concert person, but a friend invited me and I decided what the heck, could be fun. I didn’t realize it wasn’t my type of music — sort of a ‘Metallica’ kind of band, screamo, heavy electric guitars, big drum solos and whatnot. The band was really talented anyway, but it was hard to see because there was this big giant structure right front and ce


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Two wind turbines are stood in a field.

One wind turbine turns to the other. "Have you been watching the football recently?" asks the turbine.

"No," says the other. "I'm not really a big fan."

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Go green and cut your energy bills in half!

install a wind turbine on your head that runs on all the jokes that whoosh right over it

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When im alone i like to pretend im a wind turbine. My wife hates it...

But im a big fan.

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A wind turbine and an AC unit walk into a bar

The wind turbine asks: "Hey man! How's your job going?"

A/C unit: "ehh, it's cool but I'm not a huge fan."

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I used to work as a wind turbine

But my boss fired me and i hit someones car...

Now i work as a fan.

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A man is on his death bed and he tells his wife fight never to fight with her in laws after his death.

He says otherwise every time she fights his body would turn in his grave. She agrees and he dies peacefully. The wife lives her life out and when dies is buried in the same cemetery. At the night she asks her neighbors have they seen her husband Bob.

The neighbors tell her there are like hundreds of Bobs in this cemetery, and ask her to give some more information about Bob. She says h


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Two scientists are trying to find the best source of energy.

They realise that no one has tried asking the energy sources what *they* think.

So they go to a coal-fired power station, and they ask the coal, "What do you think of coal power?"
The coal says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists write this down.

Then they go to an oil-fired power statio


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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...

The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

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What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan.





wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

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