Trivia

Jokes

An Irishman at my work told me three of jokes yesterday

"I was at the gas station earlier before I came here, and they had a freezer chest outside, and it said "Cold Ice"..... I bloody well hope it is!"

"How can you tell if a man is well hung?
Try to get your fingers through the space between the rope and his neck."

"A group of people were standing outside a television studio waiting to


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My gay friend is terrible at trivia.

He just can’t keep his facts straight.

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Finals of the national trivia quiz in Foodlandia.

Foodlandia is a country where every city is named after a food and every city has a guild to represent it in competitions and such.

It was the finals of the national city vs. city trivia quiz and the two remaining contestants were guilds from Curry City and Pasta City.

The final question was "Which is the most popular pet in Foodlandia?". Each city's


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What is the name of GallowBoob's sockpuppet Reddit account where he only posts trivia about '80s music?

[deleted]

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My gay friend is terrible at trivia.

He just can’t keep his facts straight!

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What do you call the last answer on your Rabbi's trivia night?

The Final Solution to the Jewish Question

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What do you call a sarcastic person with a knack for trivia questions?

Smart-Alec Trebec

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What do you call a sarcastic person with a knack for trivia questions?

Smart-Alec Trebec

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Greek Mythology

I suck at Greek mythology, it has always been my Achille's elbow on Trivia nights

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My friend is an EMT, and she's amazing on trivia night.

She's usually the first responder.

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Space man trivia

What does a white man in space call himself? An astronaut.

What does a black man in space call himself?
An astronaut.

What does an Italian man in space call himself?
A specimen.

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Trivia whiz

I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question I got wrong.
The question was where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji was the correct answer.
Hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?

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Sierra appears on a trivia game show. Her first question is about carbonated beverages. Sierra knows nothing about carbonated beverages.

Needless to say, Sierra Mist that question.

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My fathers answer to everything was alcohol.

He wasn’t a drunk. He was just shitty at Trivia.

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Ghandi was a what?

So we all know how Ghandi was a wonderful person and a pioneer in the non violent protest movement. But there are some facets of his life that add up to a very rare diagnosis.

First of all, he walked everywhere barefoot which made his feet very tough.

Secondly his diet was completely void of calcium sources which led to osteoporosis.

He was also a very


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Chris recently beat his girlfriend Paulina in a Star Wars trivia contest which was the best of five rounds...

...the score was C-3PO.

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What do you call a badass who kills monsters and knows lots of useless information?

Geralt of Trivia

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A pub near my house has a calculus trivia night

They want their patrons to drink and derive

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I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point.

The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.

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I formed a team of wordsmiths for our local trivia quiz

We became the "Cunning Linguists"

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TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

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Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator...

I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin.

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Trees

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone...

How could I ever shit without my phone?

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"Keith Moon was Nuts"

Another insightful nugget of trivia from Opie. Oh you means the rock drummer that put fish and explosives in his drums was "nuts"?

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My buddies called me Oscar Pistorious at trivia last night..

All of my answers were shots in the dark.

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Punctuation trivia

A young man with high hopes appears, as a contestant might, on jeopardy. "This punctuation mark is the only one to appear in the name of a medical procedure while also resembling a rudimentary depiction of the procedure", says Alex. "What is a colon?", says the winner.

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Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies?

They like their fur long!

I'll show myself out...

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Fiji

I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong.

The question was where do women have the curliest hair?

Fiji was the correct answer...

How the Hell did I know they wanted the name of a country?

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Need a joke that involves priests and pedophiles for a trivia night

At a trivia night where there is a joke round and the winner is judged by the bar staff, who without fail go for the dodgy priest joke. So give us your best and we will shout you a virtual beer if we win!

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