So I was using my facial hair trimmer.
Apparently I completely cut off my eyebrows.
So use my wife's mascara to make my eyebrow hair more full.
I like the results so I used it on my developing mustache.
My roommate's keep using my beard trimmer
Idk for what since he doesn't have a beard
I started a new job as a Tree Trimmer.
Unfortunately, I was fired my first day. The boss said I just wasn't cutting it.
I'm not saying I need a pube trimmer, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinnochio has joined the Taliban
I cried last night harder than I've ever cried before.
I really should invest in a nose hair trimmer instead of plucking them.