So I was using my facial hair trimmer.

Apparently I completely cut off my eyebrows.

So use my wife's mascara to make my eyebrow hair more full.

I like the results so I used it on my developing mustache.

My roommate's keep using my beard trimmer

Idk for what since he doesn't have a beard

I started a new job as a Tree Trimmer.

Unfortunately, I was fired my first day. The boss said I just wasn't cutting it.

Manscape

I'm not saying I need a pube trimmer, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinnochio has joined the Taliban

I cried last night harder than I've ever cried before.

I really should invest in a nose hair trimmer instead of plucking them.