Treble

Jokes

I get really paranoid whenever I hear high-pitched notes.

It makes me feel like I'm in treble.

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What was the secret to Manchester City's treble success?

It was the manager's pep talks.

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Did you hear about the musician who was being bad?

Well, I don’t quite remember what he did, but he was in pretty big treble!

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Did you hear about the musician that got arrested?

She got in treble.

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What do you a call a musical looney tunes character

The Tasmanian treble

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What do you call a Star Wars themed all men's acapella group?

The Treble Bass

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What happens when music and mischief meet?

Treble.

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Did you hear about the music teacher that hit a student?

He got in serious treble

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So the bass clef said to the treble clef

Don't take that tone with me

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Why did the rock band get in serious treble?

They failed on a consistent bassist.

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My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her.

Because I'm all about that bass, no treble.

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A musician was arrested...

He's in treble.

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

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A pair of beats

So a pair of beats walk into a bar full of audiophiles. The bartender says " we don't like beats". And then the pair of beats go "sorry man, were not looking for any treble"

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Three soprano thugs confront a maestro in a dark alley...

The maestro holds his hands up and exclaims "I don't want any treble!"

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Symphony of puns

i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!

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Beats. by dr.dre walk into the bar

So a pair of beats walk into a bar full of audiophiles. The bartender says " we don't like beats". And then the pair of beats go "sorry man, were not looking for any treble" xD

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why did the musician hated getting drunk ?

He always had treble finding his keys.

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What did one stereo say to the other...

What did one stereo say to the other when he got called down to the office for having no bass?


"Oooooh you're in treble"

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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Why did Beethoven love playing low notes.

Higher notes weren't worth the the treble.

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So Meghan Trainor is walking down the street...

When somebody walks up to her and says 'Give me all your money!"

So she says 'alright calm down, I don't want any treble.'

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So a bass walks into a bar ..

Let's get out of here. This place is nothing but treble.

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