Transparent

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Caitlin Jenner Must Be Very Honest To Her Kids


She seems Transparent.

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What do you call the Mother and Father of a Transgender?

A Transparent

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It was very clear that my mom had bigger balls than my dad.

It was transparent.

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Why can't you see Kylie Jenner's dad?

Because he's transparent

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What do you call a sex-swapped father made out of glass?

Transparent.

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When a mother or father decide to get a sex change operation, their children will no longer be able to see them clearly

They are transparent

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Why dont black transgender kids have a dad?

Because he’s a transparent.

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What do call a mother of transgender kid ?

Transparent

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The company I work in is pretty transparent

In 3 month, there's about 4 cases of people running into the glass door.

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Everyone says in a relationship it's good to be transparent

After one kid and a sex change operation I have to say, it hasn't helped at all.

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Two men are having an argument

The argument is about how man 1 wants to surround a light bulb with a piece of semi-transparent fiber.

Man 1 says: I know it's dumb, but I still am gonna do it.

Man 2 says: I see, so you're lamp-shading.

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A glass of water

The optimist sees it as half full.

The pessimist sees it as half empty.

The realist sees it as a transparent fluid contained inside a cup made from sand.

The opportunist sees it as a free drink.

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What's the Parent of Transgender called?

Transparent

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My trans child cant see me.

It’s probably because I’m transparent.

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Why was the mom of the trans man nowhere to be found during a Pride Rally?

Because she's transparent

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A Transgender has kids that she really wanted.

She's transparent.

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If a Dad wanted to change his gender...

Would that make them transparent?

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What do you call a parent with a transgenderd kid?

Transparent

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I wonder whether transparent coffins will ever catch on

Remains to be seen

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Foxes can't comprehend transparent surfaces.

Firefox encountered a problem with Windows.

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I cant find my dad.

He had a sex change and now hes transparent.

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My father revealed to the me that he likes to dress in womens clothing.

I still don’t understand it, but I appreciate his effort at being transparent.

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Son asks dad why he has boobs

He says "son, in the name of honesty..... I'm transparent"

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Are we just going to ignore the fact that Caitlyn Jenner

Is a transparent

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Why hasn't anyone seen Bruce Jenner in years?

Because he's transparent.

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Have you ever wondered how you can see right through your mom when she wants a sex change ?

Coz she wants to be transparent.

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One of my friends who had his sex changed recently adopted a baby and talks really openly about his feelings towards the whole thing.

He is really transparent.

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One of my friend who had his sex changed just adopted a baby and talks really openly his feelings about the whole thing.

He is really transparent.

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If you've got a kid and get a sexchange your kid won't be able to see you anymore..

You'll be transparent

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What's transparent and runs in the fields?

A herd of wild windows

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My mom decided she would be happier as a man, so she got a sex change. We never saw her again.

She's transparent.

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My friend's mom told everyone about her sex change.

He considers himself very transparent.

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Its clear why my mom makes so many dad jokes...

She’s transparent.

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Its clear why my mom makes says so many dad jokes...

She’s transparent.

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My dad had gender reassignment surgery. Now he has a horrible poker face.

He's transparent.

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I've started selling transparent urns, and I think this business could really take off.

Remains to be seen.

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John Haynes, who founded Haynes Workshop Manuals, has passed away,

and if you think the casket maker who gets an order for a coffin with exposed transparent cutaway cross-sections is going to be puzzled, imagine how the *mortician* will feel.

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John Haynes, who founded Haynes Workshop Manuals, has passed away,

and if you think the casket maker who gets an order for a coffin with exposed transparent cutaway cross-sections is going to be puzzled, imagine how the *mortician* will feel.

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Why cant Kendall Jenner see her father anymore?

He’s transparent

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My dad was honest with me about the personal change.

He was transparent.

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A transgender Dad started turning invisible one day.

As he was fading, his son asked him, "What's happening to you Dad?"

The Dad replied, " I'm becoming transparent."

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What does a kid call his single transgender parent?

A transparent

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Its no wonder the Kardashians are so desperate to be seen

With their family life, it’s only natural they don’t want to become transparent.

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My girlfriend is pretty transparent.

It’s like she’s not even there.

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What do you call a transparent shrimp?

See-through Seafood.

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My mom told me she wanted a sex change.

I told her she was being too transparent with me.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

when they become transparent.

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I can see straight through my fathers cross dressing.

He’s transparent.

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Why do you so rarely see a mom or dad who went through a sex change?

...because they are transparent.

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My mom changed into a guy and now I cant see him

He is transparent

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