Transformation

Jokes

Me: I painted my nails. Dad: What is this shit?! Me: Dad...i'm sorry to tell you but this is the first step for my gender transformation. Dad: When you do that you are no longer my son.

Me: You right i'll be your daughter.

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So my my dad told our family that hed always wanted to be a woman and that he was going to undergo the transformation.

I guess he just wanted to be transparent.

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I have a cold and...

... because I have a congested nose, I said to my wife: “my Darth Vader transformation is 50% done. Now I only need to work on chocking people with my mind”. She replied: “why don’t you learn how to wash the dishes with your mind?”

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Of all the actors in the world, I think Ewan McGregor has made the most admirable transformation.

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What was Bruce Jenner's first step to being a woman even before his transformation?

His driving.

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JENNER

After Bruce Jenner's transformation, will he be known as the 'Olympic Flame'?

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