Transfiguration

Jokes

Animal transfiguration

How do you turn a cat into a dog?
Splash some gas on him, step back, toss a lit match, and he goes WOOOF!

BUT IT GETS WORSE:

How do you turn a dog into a cat?
Put him in the freezer for a day, take him out, run him across a tablesaw, and he goes MEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW...

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