Traitor

Jokes

What do you call a traitor among the musicians ?

An Orchestraitor

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A racist, a con artist, a tax fraud, a pathological liar, a serial adulterer, a sexual predator, a draft dodger, an internet troll, a corrupt politician, a Russian spy and a traitor walk into a bar.

They all thought I was talking about Donald Trump too.

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If you want to tell where somebody is from, ask them who Michael Collins is

If they say astronaut, they’re probably American. If they say hero, they’re probably Irish. If they say traitor, they’re probably English - or a flat-earther

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Why did the anti-American, pro-Russia traitor stay in his house all day?

Because he was Snowden!

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Im a traitor to all the women in the world

But I don’t need them, I can turn on myself.

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Im a traitor all the women in the world

But I don’t need them, I can turn on myself.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite grocery store?

Traitor Joe's

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I hear a lot of talk about trump being a traitor.

Now is that a nice thing to say about a comrade?

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Trader Joes is about to have competition

Traitor John's is about to open.
(McCain)

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What do you call a member of the blue man group when he's caught red-handed betraying his fellow blue men?

The purple traitor of a crime.

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Why can't you trust an administrator?

Because admin is traitor.

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Where does Finn buy groceries (Star Wars FE Spoilers)

Traitor Joes.

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What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur.


Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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A religious traitor

Son: Dad, what's a religious traitor?

Father: A person who leaves our church and joins another.

Son: And what is a person who leaves another church and joins ours?

Father: A convert, son, a blessed convert.

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What do you call a person who rats on his or her weed dealer?

A purp-a-traitor

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What do you call a gay stockbroker that goes to Chick-fil-A everyday for lunch?

A day traitor

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The President of the United States is guilty of treason, and if you support him, it is because you too are a traitor.

The joke's on America.

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What do you call a deaf traitor?

A mutineer (mute-in-ear)!

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Julius Caesar: Brutus, thats a very nice dagger, is it new?

Brutus: “Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe’s.”

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