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What do hurricane Dorian, and my impending divorce have in common?

Someone is losing a trailer.

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Some guy with a donkey trailer nearly ran me off the road. Don't know where he's going...

...but he was haulin' ass to get there.

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A Blonde and a Red Head own a Ranch together...

They have just lost their prized bull. The women need to buy another asap, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go into town and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes into town and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. S


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People are saying the trailer for the "CATS" movie is creepy...

...and they're right.

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Have you seen the new movie trailer adapted from Andrew Lloyd Webbers hit Broadway musical yet?

It’s pretty CATastrophic.

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What did the trailer park girl say after losing her virginty?

get off dad you're crushing my smokes

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Why is a tornado like divorce in Alabama?

With either one, someones losing the trailer

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that


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Man in a hot air balloon is lost over West Virginia

He looks down and sees a redneck on the porch of his trailer and shouts down to him

“Where am I ?”
The Redneck looks back up and shouts back,

"You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."

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Why is incest so popular in Alabama trailer parks?

Because it's free fun for the whole family.

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What does a southern divorce and a tornado have in common?

Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.

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What does a tornado and a southern divorce have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer

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How's a tornado in a bad neighborhood like an Alabama divorce?

Either way, someone's loosing a trailer.

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A semi-trailer truck got blown over on a American highway bridge.

1200 people got arrested.

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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident...

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer?

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

"I did not ask you for any details", the lawyer interrupted. &


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I was surprised to find that "Trailer Park Barbie" doesn't come with bruising on her body

Then I realized battery not included

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The trailer for Rambo 5 is out..

What's he fighting now? Arthritis?

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What does a divorce and a tornado in Arkansas have in common?

Either way, someone’s going to lose a trailer

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A slow semi truck is like a really bad movie.

You just want to skip past the trailer.

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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer?

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

"I did not ask you for any details", the lawyer interrupted. &


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So the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog was released on the eve of Ramadan

Looks like he’s gotta go fast

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The Sonic trailer dropped on the eve of Ramadan.

This is because he gotta go fast.

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Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer

"I mean yes, it's a joke, but it's not mine."

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Have u seen the film about the tractor. Me neither ive only seen the trailer

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I showed Hobbs amp Shaw trailer to my physics teacher

Now she's in a coma

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Did you see the new Pokemon trailer

I am shocked at the new starters

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How did the new trucking and RV car dealership advertise its coming soon business?

It put out an extra long trailer in front of the establishment on tv

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How did the car dealership advertise its coming soon business?

It put out an extra long and wide trailer

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I was surprised to find that "Trailer Park Barbie" doesn't come with bruising on her body

Then I realized battery not included

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The opening of the new Star Wars trailer sound like Rey is being pounded really hard.

It almost made me double check that whether I was on YouTube or not.

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Star Wars Trailer: No one is ever really gone...

"Meesa lead tha First Order to victory now, okietay?"

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As a young State Trooper

My dad was dispatched to a fatal accident and asked to observe the local police. Upon arrival it was detetmined that a sedan had gone under the trailer of a tractor trailer unit that had been turning left across the traffic lanes. The driver of the sedan, unfortunately, was decapitated.

So dad approached one of the local police officers who was in the process of documenting the accide


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What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?

Somebody's gonna lose their trailer.

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What do you call pigs in a trailer?

Pulled pork!!

My 8 year old told me this one, love it!

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An English man was left in a vegetative state after being hit by a car, bus, tractor and trailer.

It was an Oxford Coma.

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What do vibrators and trailer park wives have in common?

They go through tons of batteries

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Just watched the new Aladdin trailer and all I could think was...

Welcome to Smurf

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My trailer park party went off without a hitch

No one showed up

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Whats a Redneck Divorce have in Common with a Tornado?

In either case, someone’s losin’ their trailer.

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I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning and as we were leaving the trailer park, somebody shouted, "You're an irresponsible father!"

I shot back, “Who the fuck said that?! Stop the car, son!"

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What do tornadoes and divorce in the south have in common?

Either way, someone's losing a trailer.

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Whats one thing guaranteed to happen in a redneck divorce and a tornado??

Somebody is going to lose a trailer.

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Financially trouble people, how do you explain your kids why Santa skipped your

Trailer

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Marvel studios have just released a trailer for a new plumbing superhero and his side kick. The sidekick only has one line of dialogue in the trailer....

"I am grout!"

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My girlfriend kept telling me that John Cena is in the new Bumble Bee movie.

I have watched the trailer many times and have yet to see him despite his name being mentioned in the cast as one of the main characters.

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A farmer takes out a loan from the bank..

Quite a large sum of money was required to buy a new harvester for his crops. As his old one had broken down and would cost more to repair than to buy a new one.

So the farmer went from bank to bank looking to get approval for his loan.

The first bank wanted to remortgage his house to pay for the harvester, he figured he could do better, thanked them for their time and


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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

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What do you call 2 trailers getting married?

A trailer hitch.

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If you watch the trailer for Avengers: Endgame every day...

... Tony Stark will always have one more day of oxygen.

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Tony Stark can't run out of oxygen tomorrow,

If you watch Endgame trailer everyday. #200IQ

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