Tornado

Jokes

Did you hear the story about the tornado?

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Where do you go if there is a tornado outside and a fire in your building?

Depends on your religion, I guess.

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Why does this sub love it when a tornado blows over miles of fences?

Because there's a lot of reposting to do.

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A fourth of my roof was ripped right off by a tornado!!

Oof

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Why is a tornado like divorce in Alabama?

With either one, someones losing the trailer

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A tornado just blew off 25 of my roof

Oof.

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What does a southern divorce and a tornado have in common?

Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.

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What does a tornado and a southern divorce have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer

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How's a tornado in a bad neighborhood like an Alabama divorce?

Either way, someone's loosing a trailer.

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A hunter lived alone in the middle of a forest, in a small house by the river..

A short distance down a slope in front of his house, he had a garden where he would grow vegetables to supplement his diet of forest game and fish.

 

One morning, he awoke to the sounds of a thunderstorm and rushing water. Quickly getting dressed and stumbling outside, he saw the river had flooded.

 


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What does a woman and a tornado have in common?

They suck, they blow and they leave you with no house.

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I was getting a blow job in a tornado the other day...

Damn that was some good head wind

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What does a black family and a tornado have in common??

It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood.

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After the Tornado passed through my neighborhood, I was surprised to find that while my house was demolished everything was still there...

...Everything but the kitchen sink.

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What does a divorce and a tornado in Arkansas have in common?

Either way, someone’s going to lose a trailer

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So there was a tornado warning during school today

The tornado landed in the football field right outside the school.

It got a *TOUCHDOWN*

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What makes a blonde and a Tornado similar? (Sorry blondes)

What makes a Blonde and a Tornado similar?

At first it’s sucking and blowing and next thing you know, YOUR HOUSE AND CAR ARE GONE! xD thank you! I’ll be here all year!

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What do you call a tornado full of cats?

A Cat-astrophe

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What does a black person and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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An old one but a good one

What does a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Arkansas, and a divorce in Kentucky have in common?



Someone is fixin’ to lose a trailer

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If there's a tornado, you should go to the Cowboy's Stadium.

Because there's no chance of a touchdown there!

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Whats the similarity of a tornado and a blonde? They start with sucking and blowing, then they take your house

Sorry for formating

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A white family, a black family and a Mexican family all live in the same building and it gets hit by a tornado.

Only the white family lives. Because the kids are at school and the parents are at work.

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What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?

Somebody's gonna lose their trailer.

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One day a giant tornado went through Austria...

...but luckily all the children were already in the basement.

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Whats a Redneck Divorce have in Common with a Tornado?

In either case, someone’s losin’ their trailer.

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There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tornado hits the building one day. Which family survives?

The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.

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I saw my first tornado last summer

I was blown away

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Whats one thing guaranteed to happen in a redneck divorce and a tornado??

Somebody is going to lose a trailer.

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Upstanding bulls

A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture.
Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows to the ground. But, the bulls just sway in the wind and continue eating.
When the wind quiets down, the cows stand up, brush off the dirt, and start eating again.
A bit later, one cow looks up just in time to see a tornado teari


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How is a black person similar to a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

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What does a tennese divorce and a texas tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer

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Did you hear about the tornado that tore through a cemetery?

Hundreds turned up dead!

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What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone's always going to lose a trailer.

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My friend gave me this one he said... Why did the tornado cross the road?

To get the road to the other side! I know I know but hey he tried:/

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What do you call a tornado that never touches down?

A tornadon't

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What do you call a tornado localized above a Sikh man's head?

A wind turban.

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common ?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.


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Whats the difference between a tornado in the south and a southern divorce?

Nothing, somebody’s losing the trailer.

- Robin Williams

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What did the cow say when he saw a tornado coming?

Whataburger!

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What do you call it when a tornado hit's a cattle feed lot?

A shit storm.

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Whats the difference between a redneck divorce and a tornado?

There is none. Either way someone is losing a trailer

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What does a tornado and a black family have in common?

It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood.

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Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock?

It destroyed the Governor's mansion.

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What do a tornado and your sister have in common?

They both blow.

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What did the teenage tornado say to his parents?

Nothing. He just stormed off.

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Chuck Norris gave a blowjob to a tornado once...

The tornado was blown away.

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Where is the worst place to be during a tornado?

Inside the tornado you dumbass...

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Whats the difference between an Arkansas devorice and a tornado?

I'm not sure but someone is losing a double-wide.

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