Thrifty

Jokes

Calling your bug spray company "Off" is really smart because when your thrifty wife tells you to buy the "off brand" you'll still be buying the expensive name brand item.

had this thought last night and I need help turning this into a joke

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My friend opened a restaurant called "the thrifty dung beetle".

The prices are great, but the food is shit.

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What do thrifty Illuminati members like to put their pickled vegetables in?

Free Mason jars. :D

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\[\[ Stupidest joke I ever came up with, today at work in the Dish Pit. \]\]

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Space voyage

Three guys and a girl are traveling to Mars and it is day 2. John is excited because he wants space sex. However, he finds out Stella already entered hypersleep while he was doing a chore. Damn, says John, now I will have to wait until we get to Mars before I have space sex. That will be sex on Mars, which doesn{t even count. I wanted to lose my space virginity. Now I will never have Space s


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