Thirst

Jokes

Why did the first bird fall of the roof

It got shot

Why did the second bird fall off the roof?

It was stalled to the first

Why did the thirst bird fall of the roof?

Peer pressure

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Someone told me that the water consumed while taking a 10-minute bath can quench the thirst of an entire village.

I really didn’t know villagers could drink soap water.

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A man walking in a desert was about to starve to death, when he suddenly...

Died of thirst.

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Its the thirst thirstiest time of the year!!!

Wanna sprite cranberry? Uh Huh!

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Walking on the river, Jesus gets exhausted and goes into a bar to quench his thirst...

Jim: That doesn't make sense, he can turn water into wine
DS: False, wine doesn't quench thirst and he can't turn water into beer.

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Two guys are wandering through the desert and they are about to die from thirst, when suddenly...

...they die from hunger.

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Melania Trump says she's the most bullied person in the world.

That's the downside of being Thirst Lady.

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Got my girlfriend a Get Well Soon card

Maybe if she had listened she wouldn't have died of thirst

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A teachers praises one of their students to his mother

"Johnny excels at pretty much every subject and is really eager to learn. Where did he get his amazing thirst for knowledge?"

"Well, it's a combination really. The knowledge is from me, but the thirst is definitely from his father's side."

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I heard about this little village in Africa where everybody is dying of thirst...

So I sent them a "Get Well Soon" card.

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What is the number one thirst quencher of survivalists?

Dr. Prepper (but not Diet Dr. Prepper because they need to maximize calorie density).

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I don't know if you guys have heard of that Rabbi with an insatiable thirst for lemonade.

Turns out, he was an acidic Jew.

...eh...eh?

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Girl you're like the water in flint, michigan

you quench my thirst but i know you'll slowly kill me

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"Have you heard of that one slut who quenches all the boys thirst and she's always wet"? "Oh yeah, what's her name"?

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I got bored the other day so I put together a list of various philosophical terms and attempted to give a quick, comprehensive overview of all of them.

- Optimism: The glass is half full.

- Pessimism: The glass is half empty.

- Realism: The glass is filled halfway with water, halfway with air.

- Skepticism: Does the water even really exist, anyway? And what about the glass?

- Nihilism: It's neither one nor the other. I mean, what difference does it make, anyway?

- Existentialis


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Watch TV

There was a kissing scene on the TV, dad asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, the scene on TV and kissing, father let his son go to a cup of water, asked his son: Dad, is not a see some kiss you thirst ah?

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A nazi plane is shot down somewhere over a North African desert the pilot survives.

He wanders for nearly two days. Having quickly run out of water, he is crazed with thirst when he crawls over a sand dune and sees an elderly Jewish man standing in front of a table covered in neck ties.

"Water, water..." croaks the Nazi pilot.

"I don't have any water, unfortunately," apologizes the Jewish man. "I do have these lovely neck ti


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I'm going to attempt to dehydrate myself for the depravity contest.

I hope I win thirst prize.

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That's right, this is the punchline

A guy goes to his school dance. He could hear from the music and the roar of all the people, it sounded like it was going to be a lot of fun so he got in line to buy a ticket. Once inside he ran into Sally, whom he'd had a massive crush on since grade 3, seven long years ago. They danced up a storm all night, and he felt like tonight was going to "end well". 10 or 15 songs later the


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David amp Michael were lost in a desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque.

David & Michael were lost in a desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque.

David: “Michael, let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water. I will be Ahmed.”

Michael refused to change his name.

The both reached the mosque and the Imam received them well and asked their names.

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