Thespian

Jokes

Sam Thespian

Roy Deavian said Ross Deamon.???#$@?.

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Mystery movie idea

Acclaimed actor goes missing. Police zero in on the suspects being his director, wife and brother. Plot twist: Actor is now living a different life disguised as a quizmaster at a European game show. No one expects thespian is in quiz session.

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Whenever I tell girls that Im a thespian it never has the intended effect

I hate my fucking lisp.

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A homeless man approaches a rich thespian and asks him for money

The thespian says '"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." William Shakespeare"'

The homeless man says "'Cunt!' James Joyce'"

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What do you call a video of two Broadway actresses having sex?

Thespian porn

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Why did Mike Tyson walk out on his girlfriend?

Because she told him she wanted to become a thespian.

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A professor and a thespian walk into a Martin Chalifour concert...

69696969696969696969 lololololololololol

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