Roy Deavian said Ross Deamon.???#$@?.
Mystery movie idea
Acclaimed actor goes missing. Police zero in on the suspects being his director, wife and brother. Plot twist: Actor is now living a different life disguised as a quizmaster at a European game show. No one expects thespian is in quiz session.
Whenever I tell girls that Im a thespian it never has the intended effect
I hate my fucking lisp.
A homeless man approaches a rich thespian and asks him for money
The thespian says '"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." William Shakespeare"'
The homeless man says "'Cunt!' James Joyce'"
What do you call a video of two Broadway actresses having sex?
Why did Mike Tyson walk out on his girlfriend?
Because she told him she wanted to become a thespian.
A professor and a thespian walk into a Martin Chalifour concert...