Everyday biology pun
What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
What did the people say to Martin Luther when he was about to put the 95 thesis on the door of the church?
Spill the thesis!
Where did the mackerel get the references for its thesis?
From the fish sauce.
Rabbit's Ph.D. thesis!
***One sunny day, a Rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the weather. The day was so nice that the Rabbit became careless, so a Fox sneaked up to her and caught her.***
***I am going to eat you for lunch!” said the Fox.***
***Wait!” replied the Rabbit, "You should at least wait a few days. I am just finishing writing my Ph.D.
For my PhD thesis, I wanted to write the best researched paper about General Relativity
But I ran out of time so I failed.
I finally finished writing my thesis on constipation.
It was a real struggle to get it out.
I finally submitted my thesis about people with a fetish for clocks.
It's about fucking time.
I know someone who faked his degree in botany.
He wrote his thesis on artificial Christmas trees.
Who does the Science Church believe in?
What family member do God and the Devil have in common?
Their auntie Thesis!
I was writing an essay about thunderstorms in my English class and I couldn't quite come up with a perfect thesis!
Then it struck me.
What did Yoda say, when someone handed him the paper, that finalised their college education?
Ooh, a master's thesis!
I was going to write my argument essay on why Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler
But my professor said my thesis couldn't be a fact.
My thesis just came back with Appendix? scrawled on it.
Seems a little forward — but I thought: sure, why not?.
A high-dea supported by evidence...
Is called a High-pot-thesis
A pedophile walls throughly thesis with a child.
My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work...
Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.
An art history student unknowingly plagiarizes his teacher's work...
The teacher says, "I'm sorry professor, but I did my thesis on art history."
What is a teacher's favorite candy?
Not a joke Fellow Redditors, can you help me find this thesis about morbid jokes?
In 2008 Andrew Warner has written a thesis about grotesque humour. I have yet to find a .pdf of this paper.
The full title is: 'P.S. Dead Baby Jokes Aren't Funny: The Grotesque in Sick Humor' written by Andrew M. Warner.
If anyone can help me find a copy of this magnificent work, I would love to hear, since I am dying to read this.
My cat deleted my final thesis. Don't believe me?
Cats can handle mice.
I just handed in my thesis on Mexican philanthropists
It's a good essay.
My friend's a psychology major.
He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.
What was Hitler's college thesis?
Influence of Jews on global warming
The Rabbit's Thesis
Scene: It's a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Fox:"Hmm. What is it about?"
Rabbit:"Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits ea