Thesis

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What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?

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photos-and-thesis

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What did the people say to Martin Luther when he was about to put the 95 thesis on the door of the church?

Spill the thesis!

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Where did the mackerel get the references for its thesis?

From the fish sauce.

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Rabbit's Ph.D. thesis!



***One sunny day, a Rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the weather. The day was so nice that the Rabbit became careless, so a Fox sneaked up to her and caught her.***

***I am going to eat you for lunch!” said the Fox.***

***Wait!” replied the Rabbit, "You should at least wait a few days. I am just finishing writing my Ph.D.


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For my PhD thesis, I wanted to write the best researched paper about General Relativity

But I ran out of time so I failed.

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I finally finished writing my thesis on constipation.

It was a real struggle to get it out.

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I finally submitted my thesis about people with a fetish for clocks.

It's about fucking time.

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I know someone who faked his degree in botany.

He wrote his thesis on artificial Christmas trees.

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Who does the Science Church believe in?

Thesis

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What family member do God and the Devil have in common?

Their auntie Thesis!

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I was writing an essay about thunderstorms in my English class and I couldn't quite come up with a perfect thesis!

Then it struck me.

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What did Yoda say, when someone handed him the paper, that finalised their college education?

Ooh, a master's thesis!

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I was going to write my argument essay on why Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler

But my professor said my thesis couldn't be a fact.

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My thesis just came back with Appendix? scrawled on it.


Seems a little forward — but I thought: sure, why not?.

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A high-dea supported by evidence...

Is called a High-pot-thesis

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A pedophile walls throughly thesis with a child.

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My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work...

Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.

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An art history student unknowingly plagiarizes his teacher's work...

The teacher says, "I'm sorry professor, but I did my thesis on art history."

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What is a teacher's favorite candy?

Thesis Pieces

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Not a joke Fellow Redditors, can you help me find this thesis about morbid jokes?

Hello Reddit,
In 2008 Andrew Warner has written a thesis about grotesque humour. I have yet to find a .pdf of this paper.
The full title is: 'P.S. Dead Baby Jokes Aren't Funny: The Grotesque in Sick Humor' written by Andrew M. Warner.
If anyone can help me find a copy of this magnificent work, I would love to hear, since I am dying to read this.
Cheers


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My cat deleted my final thesis. Don't believe me?

Cats can handle mice.

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I just handed in my thesis on Mexican philanthropists

It's a good essay.

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My friend's a psychology major.

He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.

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What was Hitler's college thesis?

Influence of Jews on global warming

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The Rabbit's Thesis

Story :

Scene: It's a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"

Rabbit:"My thesis."

Fox:"Hmm. What is it about?"

Rabbit:"Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits ea


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