Thesaurus

Jokes

A Farmer is Looking for his Thesaurus

He can't find it anywhere.

He goes up to his most trusted horse and asks, "Did you take my thesaurus?"

The Horse looks up and says,

"Nope"

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My buddy gave me a flimsy thesaurus.

It was tearable.

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I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday.

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I bought a new thesaurus but it's terrible

Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible

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A thesaurus is great

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I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday.

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I recently ordered a thesaurus online.

When it arrived, it was blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am.

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Which is the most educated dinosaur?

The Thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?

A Dino-Thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?

A Dino-thesaurus

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I ate a dictionary

I got thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

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After reading the thesaurus I have a strong vocabulary of useless synonyms.

They’re unnecessary, worthless and redundant.

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My new thesaurus is terrible.

Not only that, it's also terrible.

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Did you steal my thesaurus?

Horse: Nope

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Me: Did you steal my thesaurus

Horse: Nope

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Just bought the worst thesaurus ever.

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

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I bought a thesaurus from the bookstore the other day! And what do I find when I got home and opened it? Blank pages...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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My new thesaurus is terrible

In fact I'd go as far to say it's terrible.

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My new thesaurus is terrible

Not only that, it’s also terrible.

Sorry for the lame joke but I thought I’d get that in before Father’s Day is over.

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What did the thesaurus have for dessert?

A synonym bun.

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What did the dictionary tell the thesaurus?

Stop repeating what I say.

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Not only is this thesaurus terrible

But it is also terrible

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I hate people that don't know any synonyms.

To put it another way, use a thesaurus.

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I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday

Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible

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This thesaurus I purchased is useless

Not only is it terrible but it's terrible

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I just bought a new thesaurus, and it's not just terrible

It's also terrible.

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Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent

It's called Thesaurus

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I bought a thesaurus online...

...and it just arrived. 

The pages are all BLANK!!!

I have no words to express my outrage

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Scientists recently dicovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent

Its called Thesaurus

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Dad joke: I bought a new thesaurus today!

Unfortunately it's nothing to write house about.

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I bought a terrible thesaurus today

It was terrible

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I got a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday thr other day

It was rubbish.

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus.

Now I'm impecunious.

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Thesaurus: Seoul (prn. Soul)

Me: See-ole

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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll


Edit: credit to my aunt, she’s a librarian and thought this was hilarious

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I bought the worst thesaurus today

Not only is it terrible, but it's also terrible.

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I ate a dictionary the other day....

ever since then I've had thesaurus throat

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I once ate a dictionary

It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had!

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I once ate a dinosaur

It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

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I ate a dictionary last night...

It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

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My daughter brought home a common core thesaurus from school today!

Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible!

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Rule number 1 of the thesaurus club:

Never discuss, mention, speak of, or talk about the Thesaurus Club.

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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Rolls

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I went to the store today to buy a thesaurus..

They had none left. It was just terrible, and terrible.

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed my dictionary. .

Today I have thesaurus throat.

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I went to the shop and bought a thesaurus but when I got home, when I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I had no words to describe how angry I was.

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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll!

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I bought the world's worst thesaurus today.

Not only was it terrible, but it was also terrible.

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I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday...

Not only was it terrible, it was also terrible.

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