Terminate

Jokes

We must terminate your child

Doc: Ma’am we must terminate the child

Mom: Why?

Doc: He will grow up to play THE GAME

Bystander 1: Not-

Bystander 2: FORTNITE

(Hears bass boosted default dance music)

Everyone: THE WORLD CRISIS HAS STARTED

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A T-100 is sent back to 2016 to terminate Trump and Clinton. Who survives?

Not the next redditor to post a fucking 'America' version of the disaster set up.

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Abortion jokes are never funny.

So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition.

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