Taxidermy

Jokes

A buddy of mine went to college, majored in veterinary medicine and minored in taxidermy.

"Either way you're getting your dog back" He says

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After years in Veterinary medicine, I decided to learn Taxidermy also.

Now my sign reads: “Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way,you get your dog back!"

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An officer pulled over a man for speeding on the way home from the taxidermy

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
Man: “Yes I’m sorry officer. I had a lot of things to do today and I just got ahead of myself”

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I have a great business plan to join gynaecology with taxidermy

We only need one set of tools to stuff beavers.

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Of the many benefits of knowing taxidermy?

You're never cold at night.

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I still sleep with stuffed animals

I can't help it, I just love taxidermy

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I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

And make you an otter that you can't defuse.

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I've been wearing lots of taxidermy jewelry lately...

I guess I just have a claw fetish.

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Taxidermy

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?"

"No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"

"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. T


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Doctor Griffith

Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is "Either way, you get your pet back".

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