Tater

Jokes

A family of Irish Potatoes are talking

So a family of potatoes - a mother and her three daughters - are sitting at the dinner table one night. The eldest daughter speaks up. She says:

"Mother, I've got big news."
"What is it?" her mother says.
"Oh, mother, I'm gonna get married."
"Oh are you now?" her mother replies. "Who you gonna marry?"


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What do you call a slutty potato?

A tater thot.

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What do you call an extremely rude potato?

A dick tater.

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What do you call a rude potato?

A dick tater.

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Who is the most powerful potato in the galaxy?

Darth Tater.

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I went into the frozen foods aisle...

I grabbed a box of tater tots.

When I ate the first tater tot, I suddenly wanted to be a clickbaiter.

Then I realized I picked up Baiter Tots.

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Whaddya call a small, erect penis made of potatoes?

A tater taut

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What do you call a potato shaped like a penis?

A dick-tater.

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A phallus shaped potato ruled the world with an iron fist.

He was a Dic-tater.

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Do you know what a dictator is?

An evil tater tot.

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The tater tots I took to my friend's super bowl party..

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were just like the Patriots.

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A little old, but seasoned to perfection...

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If Tony Romo was a potato, what would his job be?

Common-tater

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Someone at a sports event says In all of my years as a spud, I have never seen a play as amazing as that one. Who was that someone?

The common tater

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What do you call a hash brown trying too hard to be sexy?

A tater thot.

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I have a tattoo of a Russet potato on my right shoulder, and of a Sweet Potato on my left.

They are my Tater Tats

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If Hitler became a potato

He'd be a bit of a dick tater

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What do you call a helpful potato?

A facili-tater!

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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A Spec-tater!

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What do you call a stinky potato?

Tater toots!

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What do you call a phallic shaped potato growing entirely above ground?

A rootless dick-tater

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What do you call a slut with Downs Syndrome?

A tater thot.

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What kind of job does your average potato have?

He's a common tater.

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Why does Donald Trump enjoy boats filled with potatoes and dildos?

He's really into dick tater ships

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What do you call a nazi potato treat?

A dick tater.

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What does an imposter potato say?

“I’m a tater”

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Did you hear about that fascist leader named Richard Potato?

Most call him a Dick Tater.

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OC What do you call a boat that crosses the ocean with a shipment of potatoes that are shaped like cocks?

A dictatorship.

(dick-tater-ship)

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What do you call a group of toddlers with down syndrome?

Tater Tots

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What do you call toddlers with down syndrome?

Tater Tots

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What is a black cannibal's favorite meal?

Tater-tot casserole.

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What does is a black cannibal's favorite meal?

Tater-tot casserole.

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What do you call an indecisive potato?

A HESI-TATER.

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What do you call a boat carrying dildos and potatoes?

A dick-tater-ship

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What to you call an authoritarian, phallic tuber,

A dick-tater

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What do you call a potato shaped like a...

What do you call a potato shaped like a penis?
A DICK-tater!

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What do you call a potato-loving despot?

Dick Tater.

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There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes...

All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says "Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"

"Oh," says the mother potato, "an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so happy for you!"

Not much later th


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What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

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What do you call a potato that looks just like His Excellency Recep Tayyip Erdoan?

A Dick-tater.

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What do you call a spinning potato?

A ro-tater.

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Tater Tots

are chewed up French Fries

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato?

A dick-tater

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer?

Ampu-tater

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What do you call someone who has sex with potatoes?

A dick-tater

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What do you call a pushy tuber?

A dick-tater. (Dictator)

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What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato?

A dick-tater.

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What do you call a pushy asshole potato?

A dic-tater.

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What do you call a girl with the personality of a potato?

A tater thot.

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