A man whom everyone knows as 'Fuckwit' walks into a petshop
and goes to the clerk and says, "Yo, I want a pet." The clerk responds, "The only thing we have left is this clam," and he points to the clam. "Problem is, it's annoying." "What's so annoying about it?" asks Fuckwit. "Well," the clerk responds, "The only thing it says is 'Wooo Tangy' and it says this over and over, nonstop.