Tadpole

Jokes

Ain't loyal

So is Chris Browns song "Loyal" he says "These hoes ain't loyal" so the format of these jokes has to end with [a word that rhymes/sounds like 'hoes'] followed by "ain't loyal"

Here are the ones I came up with:

-Don't bet on Rocky. Stallone ain't loyal.

-You ain't pleasing her. That moan ain


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What did the tadpole do when it was being bullied?

It toad its mom.

What did the other young frogs say?

We should JUMP him and RIBBIT him to shreds. Tadpole? He's more like a tattle-pole.

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What becomes the the cyclops frog?

The one-eyed tadpole, monowog.

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What do you call a pollywog who lives at the border of Poland?

A tadpole

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OC I watched a fascinating documentary about how a tadpole becomes a frog.

The beginning seemed fishy but the end was ribbiting.

Wocka Wocka Wocka!


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A tadpole returns home after missing for a day

His family and friends, all worried, gather around him. All of them are eager to hear what had happened. The tadpole began his story:

I remember having a human woman bathe near me. The next thing I know I'm in a dark cave. After sometimes, there's a snake trying to eat me. I crept as far as I could and when it couldn't get me, it spat at me and went away. It was quite


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What do call a tadpole in its last stage of life?

Armed & toaded

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